Freak of the Week: Week 2
It was an extremely tough week for the Freak Finding Panel of Judges. There were so many excellent Fuck You Haiku’s. My sincere appreciation to all the entrants for a great contest this past week.
In the end there could be only one winner. And so now I give you this weeks winning entry.
Swing Low Sweet Breastages
Yummy as ball funk
Sweaty knockers hangin’ low
Taste the saltiness
Congratulations Red!!! You are the winner this week. I hope that everyone will go visit Red and congratulate her on a hard fought victory. And also go check out my little homage to Red on the Winning Freaks page.
And thanks again to everyone that give it their shot. You are all winning freaks in my eyes. Better luck next contest, I have a real good one in mind.
May 12, 2008 at 10:20 am
Yayyy me!! I am honored.
Love the title you gave it, too.
Glad you liked the title. It was a great haiku. - Evyl
May 12, 2008 at 10:55 am
Yay Red! You rock, girl! Congrats!
May 12, 2008 at 11:06 am
Yummy as ball funk
CLASSIC!
May 12, 2008 at 11:06 am
Congratulations, Red!! Great job!!
May 12, 2008 at 3:49 pm
Farkin’ brilliant!
Red, you rock!
May 12, 2008 at 5:31 pm
Yay for Red!!
May 12, 2008 at 6:36 pm
ball funk. I love it. i wonder - can the taste of ball funk be adjusted byh adjusting one’s eating habits like the taste of other bodily fluids? One time I nearly lost body parts because I tasted rather strongly of toffee, I had to give up Heath bars because of that.
May 12, 2008 at 9:50 pm
Ha! That’s a great one.
Except I was actually aroused before I read it, and strangly enough - that feeling disappeared instantly…
Congrats Red!
May 12, 2008 at 9:58 pm
Well done Red! I knew it could only be a matter of time before you leave us all behind in the dust.
Good judging too judges!
May 12, 2008 at 10:30 pm
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May 13, 2008 at 1:24 pm
Yayyyyyyyyy Red! You go girl….no matter how hard I tried ( ok…can’t try too hard when you are enebriated…it hurts)…I couldn’t do the 5-7-5 thing. Great job!
May 13, 2008 at 4:30 pm
congrats to my favorite SISSY!!! yay Red!!
oh and to you Evyl, it’s been way too long since you told me you love me. but i love you !!!!!
Ya know I love ya darlin’. - Evyl
May 16, 2008 at 7:04 pm
yummy as ball funk
Yeah, that’s all Red.
Coolbeaners.
Congrats, Red.
~m