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A Little Mid-Week Cheer

I don’t know about everyone else, but my week has been a royal assed bitch so far. Since it is only mid-week perhaps I need to give myself a little cheer. Here goes:

Rat’s Ass

Bat’s Ass

Dirty Old Twat

Sixty-Nine Assholes tied in a knot.

Hey Lizard Shit

FUCK!!!

I feel better already. After a couple of beers, I will be able to take on the rest of the week.

(I learned this cheer a long time ago, and have forgotten the original author. So whoever came up with this cheer, I appreciate it. You have helped me out of some tough spots.)

 

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10 Responses to “A Little Mid-Week Cheer”

  1. Doktor Holocaust Says:
    May 13, 2008 at 8:03 pm

    last week was a royal-ass bitch for me, as was yesterday, but things are finally loking up after what i’ve been told is a seriously hazardous mix of hard liquor and Jolt Blue Raspberry (supercaffenated soda, kind of an energy drink). i…. well… I kinda lost most of saturday. I didn’t go anywhere, do anything, I just… slept, and stared at things, until about 7pm, when I finally realized i was awake and decided to eat.

    for work nights, when I cannot indulge my love of brain-numbing beverage, I go for horror movies to vent my frustrations. I pretend the victims are customers. hope your week gets better.

    Thanks, but I don’t foresee it getting one damn bit better. - Evyl

  2. The Covert Lover Says:
    May 13, 2008 at 10:23 pm

    Ha! If our school had uniforms like that, maybe I would’ve accepted the cheerleading postition!

    Hope your week improves! Doktor Holocaust’s horror movie viewing style sounds like a good plan to me. ;)

    I believe that I could now produce a horror movie. - Evyl

  3. QueenBitch Says:
    May 13, 2008 at 10:27 pm

    Yes I have to say this week hasnt been exactly stellar. I’ve just applied for 5 more jobs!! so hopefully someone will take pity on me and hire me!

    Hope your week gets better. Hate to see you down Hun.

    Good luck on the job search. I’ll be alright. I just like to bitch. - Evyl

  4. ozymandiaz Says:
    May 14, 2008 at 6:11 am

    specially like the end

    Truth. - Evyl

  5. 2lazydogs Says:
    May 14, 2008 at 6:44 am

    Awww…buck up little camper, things are bound to improve. Think sexy thoughts!

    I’m trying. - Evyl

  6. anonymum Says:
    May 14, 2008 at 7:27 am

    Go get your bones jumped…you’ll feel much better after that!
    :wink:

    Tried it. It helped a little bit. - Evyl

  7. Red Says:
    May 14, 2008 at 2:19 pm

    Aw .. hope your Hump day is/was a good one!

    It sucked but at least I am halfway to the end of it. - Evyl

  8. QueenBitch Says:
    May 14, 2008 at 6:21 pm

    Bitching is fun. BTW what is this hump day you all speak of? is it something I should be participating in?

    Hump day is Wednesday. And everyone should participate. - Evyl

  9. romi41 Says:
    May 14, 2008 at 9:41 pm

    hahaha, that lizard shit thing put it totally over the top! You know if they had cheers like that in high school I might not have hated those cheer-leading bitches so much ;-)

    It couldn’t have hurt. - Evyl

  10. michaelm Says:
    May 16, 2008 at 7:06 pm

    Got the cheerleaders cell number?
    ~m

    If only. - Evyl

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