Just One Post Before I Go Go

In case I am not able to post this week, I thought that I would leave a few thoughts on my way out.

• It would be cool if Danika Patrick started racing in NASCAR. I would love to see her drive the Snap-On Tool Chevrolet.
• With the growing popularity of the drug ice and the waning of the drug crack, are there now more ice whores than crack whores? Ice whore just has that double meaning thing going on with it. The sentence, ‘It is such an eye sore to see all these damn ice whores’, just rolls off the tongue.
• If a midget had a cock that banged his knees, would it really be a big deal.
• Wives and girlfriends are a lot like a bank. There is always a penalty for early withdrawals.
• I wonder who came up with the phrase ‘dingle berries’. Because if it didn’t actually mean shit balls stuck to ass hair, it would be a really sweet word.
• Why would anyone give a rat’s ass how much wood that a woodchuck would chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
• I don’t think that Angry Beavers is a good name for a cartoon. Just the thought of an angry beaver scares me.
• If KISS is the hottest band in the world, then who is the coldest? I’m guessing Air Supply as an all-time coldest.
• Why is there so many trans-gender lesbians? Every time that I see a program on trans-gender’s, invariably they are lesbian.
• The person that actually figured out how many licks that it takes to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop had way too much time on their hands.
• If a bunch of old people at a nursing home scored medicinal marijuana, could it be called pot luck.
• I’ve always wondered about the first people that ever tried foods such as cottage cheese and sauerkraut. How did they know it had reached the correct stage of rot to make it edible.

Well, soon I will be off. Hopefully I will be able to check in from time to time. If not check ya laters.