Tasteless Poetry: Episode XVIII
Foreword: I wrote this poem a few months back. I can’t really remember why I wrote it. I remember that I was pissed about a comment but not so much that a smart ass remark back cured it but this little ditty sprung up. I thought that it was a little much even for me. Recently my old blog-friend Ozymandiaz did an interview with the Pakistani Spectator. In it he was kind enough to give me a glowing recommendation. His interview reminded me that I promised to myself that this chunk of Internet landscape would always be no-holds barred even from myself. So here resurrected from the draft basement, I bring you ‘Fuck’ and thanks Oz, I owe you one.
Fuck
Fucking Pissed
But don’t know why
You’ll get the gist
If you only try.
Love me, Hate me, Suck my dick
I never claimed to be anything but a prick.
So here’s a hint for those without a clue
Fuck You!!!
September 22, 2008 at 10:54 pm
Wow you were mad. although it sounds a bit pms like from the poem “Fucking pissed but dont know why” sounds like me sometimes lol
You shoulda givin it to the commenter.
Actually I wasn’t that mad. It was a very minor comment and a smart ass rejoinder was all that was needed. I don’t really know where the verse came from. Maybe I was more pissed than I thought. – Evyl
September 22, 2008 at 10:57 pm
Well, I hope you’re not pissed anymore. And Oz is the man. I gotta go catch up and read his interview. right. now.
He is and it is good to see that his verses are more popular than ever. – Evyl
September 22, 2008 at 11:18 pm
Damn, you have the sweetest way with words!
I do try. – Evyl
September 23, 2008 at 12:42 am
Read the interview…there is some well deserved, glowing praise there for you….
As to the poem, well all i can say is I hope you felt better for getting the dirty water off your chest
He was far too kind. – Evyl
September 23, 2008 at 5:29 am
in moments as this
when I am overcome with beauty
the beauty of unadulterd honesty
truth
the outpouring of human emotion
that I
I
I
I just want to scream
FUCK YEA, BABY!
Thanks dude. – Evyl
September 23, 2008 at 6:34 am
Let it rip Evyl, Let it rip!!
Thanks dude. – Evyl
September 23, 2008 at 6:52 pm
That’s powerful. I can totally see how writing like this would be good anger management. Hmmm… I may give it a whirl.
It works for me. – Evyl
September 23, 2008 at 11:10 pm
Okay, I think I’m sensing anger here.
Well, Shakespeare it isn’t, but I admire the Industrial Strength honesty.
I’ll resist the urge to make the obvious joke and simply say I really admire that sentiment. And you certainly live up to it!
-smith
Thanks, Smith. – Evyl
September 28, 2008 at 12:20 am
I’m glad Ozzy gave you such a “glowing recommendation” in his interview. It’s how I found your site. Buut . . . that’s beside the point. I always love to write poetry when I’m pissed, it’s one of my rules, actually. Always seems to give it that extra bit of flavor, the perfect twist, as I have discovered in this lovely poem.
Oz is great. I’m glad you found your way here. Poetry is great when pissed. It gives it that little extra flavor. – Evyl