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Tasteless Poetry: Episode XIX

Thanks to everyone who voted on the poll. Now for the winner of the Fuck You Haiku Poll: Rainbow Brite

Rainbow Brite

child star’s fall from grace

lesbian porno she makes

cum taste the rainbow

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18 Responses to “Tasteless Poetry: Episode XIX”

  1. Heff Says:
    October 16, 2008 at 7:57 am

    Now how in the hell did I completely miss the vote post ? That rainbow picture really gets around. I’ve seen it on 3 different blogs. Nice.

    I’d seen it around a bit. I was waiting for a chance to use it. – Evyl

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  2. MJ Says:
    October 16, 2008 at 8:32 am

    LOL. Now THAT’S funny.

    Thanks darlin’. – Evyl

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  3. Jim Says:
    October 16, 2008 at 9:43 am

    Does she taste like skittles?

    Like sunshine after a cold rain. – Evyl

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  4. sarahm Says:
    October 16, 2008 at 11:09 am

    wow! that actually came out pretty good.
    impressedded

    Thanks, ‘pershate it. – Evyl

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  5. the weirdgirl Says:
    October 16, 2008 at 2:01 pm

    That is awesome! Great work!

    Though for future reference… “rug-munching” and “lesbian” have the same number of syllables for a haiku. Just so ya know.

    If anyone would know that it would be you. ;) – Evyl

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  6. ozymandiaz Says:
    October 16, 2008 at 2:39 pm

    suddenly I am interested in children’s programming
    I am confused though
    were you referncing Rainbow Brite or Miley Cyrus

    Miley has a few years to go but it could happen. My guess is she would do an Achey Breaky Bondage Vid. – Evyl

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  7. teeni Says:
    October 16, 2008 at 2:54 pm

    Ah HAHA! That was great and you had the perfect picture pairing. Nice, Evyl.

    Thanks, Teeni. – Evyl

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  8. QueenBitch Says:
    October 16, 2008 at 3:00 pm

    lol niiiiiiice. just what i need while eating breakfast.
    Is anyone else wondering what rainbow tastes like now?

    My mouth is watering. – Evyl

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  9. LisaBinDaCity Says:
    October 16, 2008 at 3:31 pm

    I used to have knee socks like that.

    Now that is certainly spinning around my mind. – Evyl

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  10. Yella Ojrak Says:
    October 16, 2008 at 5:42 pm

    I was expecting the Nose Hair to come up but this one’s great!

    Perhaps nose hair will come up again. – Evyl

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  11. Anja Says:
    October 16, 2008 at 6:41 pm

    I want those socks.

    I am sure they would look great on you. – Evyl

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  12. teeni Says:
    October 16, 2008 at 9:12 pm

    Me again. There is an award for you here:

    http://www.vtroom.com/2008/10/16/of-hooks-and-bacon/

    You are so sweet. Thanks for thinking of me. – Evyl

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  13. phats Says:
    October 16, 2008 at 10:11 pm

    Did you get punky brewster to model for this???

    Wouldn’t that be sweeet? BTW, you still hatin’ this week? – Evyl

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  14. phats Says:
    October 16, 2008 at 10:33 pm

    Now I feel bad I almost changed it but then thought no! haha :)

    They went ahead and won anyway but I have no doubt that you will be picking against them next week so the world will be right once more. – Evyl

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  15. romi41 Says:
    October 16, 2008 at 10:40 pm

    hahaha…it’s so important to have underwear that matches your socks :-)

    Truth. – Evyl

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  16. Red Says:
    October 17, 2008 at 12:18 am

    i cant stop staring . .

    nice haiku, too !

    Thanks darlin’. – Evyl

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  17. Brad Says:
    October 17, 2008 at 5:48 am

    Perfectly tasteless. So why is my mouth watering?

    Sometimes tasteless can be good. – Evyl

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  18. michaelm Says:
    October 18, 2008 at 6:39 am

    Lovin’ me some Skittles . . .
    ~m

    Gotta luv it. – Evyl

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