oh, that wasn’t on there
you see its monday and mondays are no where near as fun as a conversation with a cross dressing convenience store cashier
because, you know, that would HAVE to be interesting at least
mondays are like toenail shavings in that i could really due without but seem to lack the severity of a monday
ky jelly, again, mostly fond memories
even the thermometer thing
not relating well to the monday experience
although for some i could see the whole thermometer thing being mondayish
crab louse
crab louse seems so directly related to monday in a way i dare say i need not explain
ahem
which leaves once again as a candidate pornographic children’s merchandizing
i mean
my little pony
that one is beyond even the depth of monday
a treatise upon depression
gotta go with the ol football in the groin
crab louse
October 20, 2008 at 6:55 pm
I vote for anything with K-Y…..I love lube and lube related activities!!!
The even have a his and hers K-Y now. That’s just crazy. – Evyl
October 20, 2008 at 7:41 pm
That was a mighty hard decision to make but a cross dressing Apu does it for me.
It was my fave as well. – Evyl
October 20, 2008 at 7:55 pm
MY LITTLE PONY!!! I never liked horses but my lil pony is cute. write about her. but dont make it sexual..
Oh hell it wudnt be a poem by you if it wasnt sexual with a lil beastiality
Sorry that it didn’t win. Better luck next time it’s on the list. – Evyl
October 20, 2008 at 8:02 pm
i think I’ve officially voted for tasteless poetry more than I’ve voted for presidents, now.
That’s way cool. – Evyl
October 20, 2008 at 8:19 pm
Can’t I have two votes??
Please??
Please??
What about cross dressing convienience store cashiers who sell my Little Pony’s?
lol
Sorry only one vote per customer. – Evyl
October 20, 2008 at 8:47 pm
i wanna see a poem about radioactive strippers with tentacles for tongues
you know
as an artist
Quite frankly, I never have quite understood the whole tentacle thing. – Evyl
October 20, 2008 at 8:55 pm
I voted for My Little Pony. If that wins, I can’t wait to see what you say about them. In fact, I can’t wait to see whichever one you do………
Hope you like what I came up with. – Evyl
October 20, 2008 at 9:01 pm
oh, that wasn’t on there
you see its monday and mondays are no where near as fun as a conversation with a cross dressing convenience store cashier
because, you know, that would HAVE to be interesting at least
mondays are like toenail shavings in that i could really due without but seem to lack the severity of a monday
ky jelly, again, mostly fond memories
even the thermometer thing
not relating well to the monday experience
although for some i could see the whole thermometer thing being mondayish
crab louse
crab louse seems so directly related to monday in a way i dare say i need not explain
ahem
which leaves once again as a candidate pornographic children’s merchandizing
i mean
my little pony
that one is beyond even the depth of monday
a treatise upon depression
gotta go with the ol football in the groin
crab louse
Monday’s are the crabs. – Evyl
October 20, 2008 at 9:12 pm
I cast my vote. But I’d be happy to see what you come up with for ANY of these, really.
Hope ya liked it. – Evyl
October 20, 2008 at 9:21 pm
Choices, choices….. hmmmmm. It’s so hard to pick just one.
I’m so greedy like that- I just want it all. *giggles*
That is an admirable trait. – Evyl
October 20, 2008 at 9:52 pm
i casted my vote and you aint lknowing what it is
My guess is the pony. – Evyl
October 20, 2008 at 10:13 pm
I don’t know what Crab Louse is…
Aahhh, you’re so sweet. Perhaps you know it by it’s scientific name, Crotchcritteradae. – Evyl
October 21, 2008 at 6:21 am
I voted for the cashier my own damn self.
The Trailer Of Love
Congrats that was the winner. – Evyl
October 21, 2008 at 6:24 am
I really only like tasteful porn…
AS IF!
There aint no such thing
Perhaps not. – Evyl
October 21, 2008 at 8:54 am
My Little Pony please.
Sorry, better luck next time. – Evyl
October 21, 2008 at 11:39 am
Oops! I meant the tasteful POEM!
Was that a Freudian slip? – Evyl