Tasteless Poetry: Episode XX

By Popular Demand

Strange Love At The Toot-N-Scoot

 Under the harsh glow of the fluorescent light

Lola freshened her powder blue eyeshadow

The ash grew long on her Marlboro Light

As she waited for Joe.

 

Lola worked the night shift from eleven to seven

At the all night convenience store.

A rough slice of heaven

For the drunks, night workers, and crack whores.

 

But her favorite customer was a man she knew only as Joe

He was a little geeky and a tad bit shy

And came in every night when the business was slow.

As courteous as could be, a soft spoken guy.

 

The sensor on the door gave a quick little beep

And in walked Joe with a shy little smile.

He shuffled to the counter and told Lola that he just couldn’t sleep

And if she minded if he just stood and talked for a while.

 

Lola’s face beamed with a bright shiny glow

And stated that she didn’t mind not a bit

They talked and they talked and Lola put on a show.

Giggling and laughing and pushing out her false tits.

 

When the mood was just right and no one was around the Toot and Scoot

In a velvety sotto voice, Lola took Joe’s hand and led him out back.

She then pushed down his jeans to around his boots.

Then preceded to give some mouth love beside the bread rack.

 

After that when all was said and done

Lola looked up with soft eyes and wiped off her chin.

And said, ‘Now that you’ve had your little fun,

It’s time for you to give it a spin.’

 

Joe was game and reached between Lola’s thighs.

And surprise of surprise, he got quite a shock.

He realized that he wasn’t none the wise

For Lola had a great big cock.

 

Joe said, ‘Hell no I ain’t that kind of guy.’

Lola with a smile pulled out a gun.

Joe stared and wondered why.

But Lola just grinned and said, ‘Git ‘er done.’

 

So a quick little recap and a lesson you might see.

A blow job that you think that you yearn

From a sotto voiced cashier that seems fancy free

You might just have to give in return.