Twisted Holiday Carol: Oh Christmas Porn

I Don't Think It's Sleighbells Jingling
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December 17, 2008 at 9:52 pm
you never fail for words do you?
Happy holidays if I’m not around again before hand.
Have a great one Cowgal. – Evyl
December 18, 2008 at 12:43 am
Gebus wheezus, my flatmate and I nearly had a heart attack. At first glance I was wondering a lot of OMG, I’ve done it again thoughts.
If the Santaesque girl was taller and skinnier I would be wondering to myself “how much fucking vodka did I drink and who the hell had the camera?”
Have tater juice. Will travel. Do I need to bring a camera? – Evyl
December 18, 2008 at 1:11 am
I’m guessing the Christmas angel was blindfolded and tied up out the back while Mrs Claus gave her whippin’ arm some exercise?
Oh Yeah!!! – Evyl
December 18, 2008 at 8:41 am
What a coinky-dink. My Xmas porn post will go up Friday, lol !
I’m looking forward to it. – Evyl
December 18, 2008 at 10:52 am
Sooo…which one was naughty and which one was nice?
Sometimes one has to be naughty to be nice. It’s kinda like that cruel to be kind thing. – Evyl
December 18, 2008 at 12:41 pm
I’m with the elves on this one…
That’s me. Third elf from the left. – Evyl
December 18, 2008 at 1:02 pm
Hi Evyl,
That’s inspirational:
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But only ones that shave their pits;
A hefty girl in liederhose,
And a midget whore who knows where it goes.
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You put the ho in holidays.
Oh, and I was upset by the above picture until I realized at least the masked girl’s feet won’t get cold.
the Grit
No ho’s were injured in the making of this post. – Evyl
December 18, 2008 at 1:04 pm
Record it and sell it!! I’d buy it!! Beats the sappy shit!
I really should. – Evyl
December 18, 2008 at 2:00 pm
OMG Thanks alot I have to go to my kids school tomorrow for them to sing Christmas songs and this is what I am going to be hearing inside my head lol.
Sorry ’bout that. – Evyl
December 18, 2008 at 2:19 pm
Absolutely hilarious!!!
Merry Christmas!
May Santa bring you the best porn!
You say the sweetest things. And thanks so much for popping in. I always appreciate it. – Evyl
December 18, 2008 at 4:41 pm
By the way, do you mind if I add you to my blogroll? I love your blog!
I would never refuse a good roll. Thanks a lot. – Evyl
December 19, 2008 at 12:17 pm
Look ma, no reigns!
Or reins. – Evyl
December 21, 2008 at 7:54 am
Okay. reins. But from a dom standpoint. . .
Zactly. – Evyl
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