Some Folks Just Don’t Get It.
Today, a female co-worker, who has an intense love of cats but not a firm grasp of humor, told me that she had some kittens to give away and if I liked cats. I told her that a generally don’t like cats. The meat is a little too lean and has a tendency to be dry. She gave me a horrified look and skedaddled into the sunset.
I didn’t even get the chance to tell her that although this is generally true, if you prep it right and get it to just the right temperature, pussy is some mighty tasty eating. But then again I might have got into some real trouble over that line.
June 11, 2009 at 9:24 pm
You know Evyl, someone should just follow you around with a video camera all day – theyd make a fortune on youtube.
Annie
Perhaps one day I could be featured on an episode of Lockup. – Evyl
June 11, 2009 at 9:26 pm
i’m curious dear, what kind of tenderizer do you use? or is it a smoking recipe?
sarah
Pure TLC. – Evyl
June 12, 2009 at 3:43 am
Yep, that would be a cat person type of reaction.
Wil Harrison.com
That’s what I’m thinkin’. – Evyl
June 12, 2009 at 6:49 am
yup, definitely not a “firm grasp of humor”
Yup. – Evyl
June 12, 2009 at 7:32 am
You just need to get the juices flowing and it can be quite a tender piece…ahhh, pussy, the other white meat
I thought that it was the other pink meat. As opposed to salmon. – Evyl
June 12, 2009 at 11:29 am
I would have done EXACTLY the same thing. Props, my man !
Thanks, Heff. – Evyl
June 12, 2009 at 12:49 pm
I’m a cat person and I found it funny. Dunno what her problem was.
I dunno. Perhaps she has a personality if you add enough liquor. – Evyl
June 12, 2009 at 7:42 pm
that was funny!!
Thanks, darlin’. – Evyl
June 12, 2009 at 8:23 pm
Maybe noone has ever made her pussy purr, thus she sees no humor in pussy eating???
That might be her problem. – Evyl
June 12, 2009 at 8:35 pm
Yep, I still love you. Awesome. Did you see my tits and pussy picture?
I don’t know. But I would love to have an autographed copy of the gown pic. – Evyl
June 13, 2009 at 5:16 am
I’m a cat person, but I know just what you mean……….. lmao
Thanks, I appreciate it. – Evyl
June 14, 2009 at 10:45 am
Consider it a better reply than referring to the female chest as udders….
I can see that. – Evyl
June 16, 2009 at 10:49 pm
I love Annie’s idea about following you with a camera. That would be some good viewing, I suspect. **she said as she shooed her two cats into the other room, shutting the door before you could see them and then skedaddled off into the sunset**
You’re just looking for the nudie shots. Can’t fool me. – Evyl
July 2, 2009 at 3:35 pm
The trick is to baste, baste, baste. No dry kitty that way.
Gotta love it. – Evyl
July 12, 2009 at 10:55 am
“No, but I’ve got a cousin who runs a restaurant…”
I heard the stew is crazy tasty. Evyl