Maybe You Can Fix Stupid

A German Scientist has invented a pill that improves short term memory and aids in thwarting hyperactivity. It is being hailed as the first ‘anti-stupidity pill.’ Here are a few people that should be on the short list for the drug.

If it does anything for these wastes of cum then progress can be made for many others in desperate need of this medication.

Click here for the news story.

5 Responses to “Maybe You Can Fix Stupid”

  1. I hate that I gave those sites a hit. But you are right about each one.

    Fuckbubbles:) Thanks for teaching me a new word!

    I’d like to teach the world to curse in perfect harmony. – Pure Evyl

  2. Unfortunately, there’s no eradicating stupid. It’s like the yin to our yang. Without it we can’t appreciate the not-so-stupid things.

    I like fuckbubbles too. I’m going to try and work that into a sentence this week at work.

     I hope it gets you a raise. – Pure Evyl

  3. I told you “fuckbubbles” was going to catch on…

    ~m

    I have always liked it. Maybe I can get an urban slang notation. – Pure Evyl

  4. “I am so smart! I am so smart! S-M-R-T!!! I mean S-M-A-R-T!!!” – Homer Simpson

    Yeppers that’s what I thunk. – Pure Evyl

  5. Maybe the German dude should take his own stupid pills. Honestly, who could prove that fruit flies and mice got smarter because he gave them a pill? And how do results on mice and fruit flies translate to humans? What’s the comparable magnitude here? Do mice drive? Do fruit flies report the news? Ree-dickolous! Maybe he should work harder on his strudel recipe and forget about stupid.

    WC

    I am wondering if it will have any side effects. Viagra started out as something totally different than providing relief from erectile dysfunction. Maybe this pill will provide smarter erections. The world can only hope. – Pure Evyl

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