Another Jackoff Bumps His Head

In Bratislava, a 42 year old jerkoff crashed his car into a bus. When rescuers found him unconscious in his seat, they received a big surprise. Their he was half undressed with no place to go with a vacuum pump attached to his pecker.

The authorities are investigating whether his auto-erotic activities caused the accident. I guess that he can truly say that his accident really sucked but I wonder if he made his mother proud by wearing clean underwear.

Click here for the Yahoo news story.

One Response to “Another Jackoff Bumps His Head”

  1. The article said he was taken to the hospital with “head” injuries. I wonder which head they were talking about?

    ~m

    I hope it wasn’t all the suction. – Pure Evyl

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