Ask Evyl

Why is it that people always ask advice from dried up old douchbags with a stick up their ass.

Go here and read the top story about a woman asking for advice about her husbands fictional writing in a newspaper. I will wait here patiently for your return while scanning porn.

Okay your back I see. Now here is my advice to the husband after his wife takes this lame advice. Jack Off and throw it on her and walk the fuck out. Find a woman that understands the word fiction and doesn’t have ice water running through her vagina.

6 Responses to “Ask Evyl”

  1. Oh no!! Not someone writing erotic stories. Gasp! the world has become a horrible place.

    Wait a minute…Paige & I write erotic stories. I guess we need therapy and a creative writing class…because that will channel my joy of writing sexy stories elsewhere.

    Nah, the advice goon needs to take a class on pulling the stick out of her ass. – Pure Evyl

  2. Some people are just reproducing fungi.
    I’d say to her, “It’s fiction you douchebag! Cut the fuse on your tampon and wake up!”

    ~m

    ps. find any good porn?

    I don’t know if you would consider it pornographic but I would consider this obscene. – Pure Evyl

  3. Okay, not only did the wife piss me off but the bleedin’ Margo did too. Oh, this is a sore spot with me. I banned my sister from reading my blog because she kept commenting on there about how she felt like she’d just visualized me and Mr. B gettin’ it on. How many fucking times do I have to tell her it’s FICTION. Paige is a persona. Hello? Anyone?

    Maybe the woman should actually try out what her hubby is writing about?!

    Paige is a persona. I am shattered. πŸ˜‰ – Pure Evyl

  4. Why is it that people always ask advice from dried up old douchbags with a stick up their ass? I don’t know–let’s ask Dr. Ruth!

    …Lysistrata maneuver — hahahahaaaaa!
    : ]

    I have Sue Johansen on speed dial. – Pure Evyl

  5. I think Margo and the wife ought to get it on, since they seem to see eye to eye. The man should continue writing his stories, get himself a good agent and a development deal for a cable tv show.

    This is one of the biggest problems with relationships in this stupid-ass politically correct society we’re trapped in today – women think it makes sense to turn men into women. And it’s completely ruined the damned dating pool. I haven’t met a non-femmie (available) man in years. Pisses me the hell off!
    WC

    How about any non-femmie women? πŸ˜‰ – Pure Evyl

  6. LOL Evyl, yeah, I’m sorry to say I have met some non-femmie women but they scare me. πŸ˜‰
    WC

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