Ask Evyl

Why is it that people always ask advice from dried up old douchbags with a stick up their ass.

Go here and read the top story about a woman asking for advice about her husbands fictional writing in a newspaper. I will wait here patiently for your return while scanning porn.

Okay your back I see. Now here is my advice to the husband after his wife takes this lame advice. Jack Off and throw it on her and walk the fuck out. Find a woman that understands the word fiction and doesn’t have ice water running through her vagina.

6 Responses to “Ask Evyl”

  1. Oh no!! Not someone writing erotic stories. Gasp! the world has become a horrible place.

    Wait a minute…Paige & I write erotic stories. I guess we need therapy and a creative writing class…because that will channel my joy of writing sexy stories elsewhere.

    Nah, the advice goon needs to take a class on pulling the stick out of her ass. – Pure Evyl

  2. Some people are just reproducing fungi.
    I’d say to her, “It’s fiction you douchebag! Cut the fuse on your tampon and wake up!”


    ps. find any good porn?

    I don’t know if you would consider it pornographic but I would consider this obscene. – Pure Evyl

  3. Okay, not only did the wife piss me off but the bleedin’ Margo did too. Oh, this is a sore spot with me. I banned my sister from reading my blog because she kept commenting on there about how she felt like she’d just visualized me and Mr. B gettin’ it on. How many fucking times do I have to tell her it’s FICTION. Paige is a persona. Hello? Anyone?

    Maybe the woman should actually try out what her hubby is writing about?!

    Paige is a persona. I am shattered. πŸ˜‰ – Pure Evyl

  4. Why is it that people always ask advice from dried up old douchbags with a stick up their ass? I don’t know–let’s ask Dr. Ruth!

    …Lysistrata maneuver — hahahahaaaaa!
    : ]

    I have Sue Johansen on speed dial. – Pure Evyl

  5. I think Margo and the wife ought to get it on, since they seem to see eye to eye. The man should continue writing his stories, get himself a good agent and a development deal for a cable tv show.

    This is one of the biggest problems with relationships in this stupid-ass politically correct society we’re trapped in today – women think it makes sense to turn men into women. And it’s completely ruined the damned dating pool. I haven’t met a non-femmie (available) man in years. Pisses me the hell off!

    How about any non-femmie women? πŸ˜‰ – Pure Evyl

  6. LOL Evyl, yeah, I’m sorry to say I have met some non-femmie women but they scare me. πŸ˜‰

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