Does Anyone Need This Shit On Thanksgiving

Is there any sane reason for anyone to serve turducken for Thanksgiving? It is bad enough when the birds ass gets crammed with stuffing. But to de-bone it and stuff two more birds up it’s ass. That just adds insult to injury. And personally I would just as soon eat a grilled cheese sandwich.

In case you need to know the turducken particulars, click here.

7 Responses to “Does Anyone Need This Shit On Thanksgiving”

  1. mikey had a 20lb turkey….it’s gonna need 3!!!

    Thats a bird a plenty. – Pure Evyl

  2. Yeah, I have to agree. As my nine year old says, “That’s just wrong!”

    On so many levels. – Pure Evyl

  3. I agree. Even if I wanted to try it, or if I liked it, it just seems wrong. And too much damn work.

    Thats a lot of bird to stuff. – Pure Evyl

  4. How do you carve the turkey inside the turkey?

    I would think that it would call for a medieval style grab and chaw. – Pure Evyl

  5. There ought to be a law about this crap. Violators would have to eat Spam after reading the contents.

    Or just suck the goo from around a cold can of vienna wienies. – Pure Evyl

  6. Simply put, John Madden should be tarred and feathered, then stuffed with a turducken. It’s all his fault.

    Madden is the cause of much of the worlds ills. I also blame him for giving Emeril the ‘Bam’ in his shtick, among other things. – Pure Evyl

  7. Maybe they could stuff a kitchen sink up its ass as well.
    Cover all the bases, so to speak.

    And a couple of Pepcids. – Pure Evyl

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