Penis Tagging

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 What in the hell will they come up with next? German sex educators are pushing a spray on condom. All a guy has to do is stick his pecker in a can, press a button, and voila; condom coated pecker.

One size fits all. No more will pencil dicked patrons be embarrassed by having to by petite size condoms. No more leering looks from over-sexed checkers when a guy buts the max length condoms. Although it might be a bit strange sticking your dick in a spray can. Next up should be the shower on full body condom for when you really want to be skank-proofed.

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6 Responses to “Penis Tagging”

  1. visions of penis in cans now running around head…
    and a whole new thought pattern will happen if anyone ever suggests tinned food is good…..

    Maybe it would be a good time to start selling those safety can openers that does not leave the jagged edges. – Pure Evyl

  2. I wonder if it comes in chocolate mocha…
    I guess a precaution would be ‘extinguish cigarette before application’

    ~m

  3. i don’t see what the big deal is, they’ve been doing it in sci-fi erotica for ages…

  4. here are some guys they could sell to 🙂
    potential customers

    if this doesn’t work let me know and i’ll email the link…and blame kel 🙂

  5. […] It seems that in India, many condoms do not work. This is due to the fact that manufacturers made the mistake of overestimating the size of the Indian penis. The Indians are afraid to ask for the extra small size and so many people are asking for more vending machines to alleviate their embarrassment. Wouldn’t this also be the perfect place to introduce penis tagging. […]

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