Christmas Pick Up Line #85

Wear mistletoe on your belt buckle and walk up to a midget. Say, ‘Now you have to kiss it. It’s the rule.’

2 Responses to “Christmas Pick Up Line #85”

  1. and does the gender of the midget have any relevance here??? or is this a non discriminatory line? 🙂

    I am all about equal opportunity. But one should always pick the opposite gendered midget from themself. I have heard that gay midgets are not to be trusted. – Pure Evyl

  2. “Small hands.” – Austin Powers

    Excellent quote. – Pure Evyl

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