Peace Jerkoffs

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Since about 50 percent of all readers hit this site due to inquiries about masturbation, I would be remiss in not mentioning this website.

A group of jackoffs are deciding to hold a selflove-in to protest for peace. They state, ‘Just masturbate in your own way, focusing your thoughts and energy towards love and peace. Encourage others to do the same.’

Well fuck me running! If I am going to focus my thoughts on love and peace then how in the fuck am I supposed to get a good jerk. Maybe it would be better for me to focus on a no teethed, cocksucking nun, with big pointy tits and plaster a peace symbol on the wall in spunk.

But since it is hard to argue with these jackoffs best intentions maybe we should give peace a chance with our hands in our pants.

Thanks, Vic, for bringing this story to my attention.

5 Responses to “Peace Jerkoffs”

  1. LMFAO…what a bunch of tossers (literally)
    just one question though…how do you masturbate in any way OTHER than your own??? disregarding the whole laying on your own arm thing??
    i tend to think you’ve got the right idea with the gummy, pointy titted nun…please don’t post a picture of the wall hanging though 😯

    To answer the question of how to masterbate in a way other than your own; for a guy he can flip his hand around with the thumb on the shaft side other than the usual head side and make it seem like someone else is doing it. Also it will take some practice before I can make a peace symbol worthy of posting. – Pure Evyl

  2. so would that mean they would change the words of the song to …’all we are saying is give me your hands’? it gives one pause, does it not? or is that pants….
    sarah

    I suppose it is a pause for a cause. – Pure Evyl

  3. ooops, it should have read: ‘all we are saying is give peace your hands’ dang typos.
    sarah

    But it works well either way. A lent hand is always welcome. – Pure Evyl

  4. Yeah, you just can’t go wrong with your hand in your pants! Who cares what its “for”. Hehe.

    That’s truth. – Pure Evyl

  5. Merry Christmas!

    The best of the season to you as well. – Pure Evyl

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