Whoop A Di Fucking Doo

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So it is the countdown for the New Year. Whoop a di fucking doo. If the upcoming year is anything like the last then somebody better smear the New Year’s baby’s ass with some diaper rash ointment now because it’s ass is going to get chapped in a hurry.

Before I raise my glass and blearily wish you a Happy Fucking New Years, I would like to give you just a couple of words of wisdom.

1. Don’t drive drunk, cleaning up your own puke in the drunk tank before you can make bail is no way to spend the first day of the New Year.

2. If you find yourself waking up naked in the back of a pick up truck and the last memory that you have is of dancing with two very large women in a seedy bar, don’t do too much investigating. Some things are just better left unknown.

So Happy Fucking New Years Everyone. I hope yours comes off with a bang. Now I am off to see if my wife is still angry about that Tracy Lords brouhaha.

4 Responses to “Whoop A Di Fucking Doo”

  1. so if the posts stop we can assume she was still pissed and did some major damage?
    either that or she wasn’t and you’re otherwise occupied 😉

    Otherwise occupied would be nice. But it looks like I will keep on posting. – Pure Evyl

  2. WISHING YOU PROSPEROUS NEW YEAR 2007!

    Same to you, Rocky. I hope ’07 brings nothing but the best. – Pure Evyl

  3. I hear nature’s orange is really good at cleaning up puke. Maybe I’ll send you some for your birthday – they have a convenient travel pack too.
    HNY Evyl.

    WC

    A travel pack for puke would be a hell of a gift. So would a large Zip-Loc baggy for keeping clean clothes in the tool box. HNY, Chick!!! – Pure Evyl

  4. i hope you had a good new years, mine sucked.

    Actually I worked. So yeh it kinda sucked. – Pure Evyl

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