So Now I Have To Think Of Another Catch Phrase

Today while stripping out an inmate, I got to the part where I tell the inmate to raise his testicles. He said that he didn’t have any. So I just told him to lift whatever. So now I may just start saying lift your scrotum and not cause any embarrassment to some nutless wonder. Yeah, sometimes being a corrections officer is like watching really boring gay porn.

5 Responses to “So Now I Have To Think Of Another Catch Phrase”

  1. now i have visions!!! not nice visions, but visions all the same….
    and as for the nutless wonder, someone will take the poor little bitch under their “wing” doubtlessly….now there’s another not nice vision isn’t there?? duh!!

    Think that’s bad. Have someone pull back their foreskin to check there and keep that mental pic out of your head. – Pure Evyl

  2. Wow, I guess I didn’t know that was part of your job, just thought you strolled the halls clanking your nightstick on the bars… 😉

    That’s just the fun part. – Pure Evyl

  3. so you really have to say scrotum and can’t say ‘nutsack’? that really bites. i’m sure though, knowing you, you’ll come up with a really original and cute nickname for those who are without testicals – maybe something like shirley. 😉

    Shirley works. – Pure Evyl

  4. “lift your junk” could work :] That’s what I’d say.\

    That just might work. – Pure Evyl

  5. […] From Evyl with Love. Witty and just down right crude, that’s my kinda guy. The way he wraps his thoughts into words is like no other; it’s brilliance. […]

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