Fuck You Haiku: Thirty-Two

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Spring Clean

Fresh, Sparkly, Shiny.

Once was dirty now it’s clean.

It’s Anal Bleaching.

Click here for a real find. I don’t know that I endorse the book but with such an original title as, ‘Anal Bleaching Revealed: Save Your Ass the Pain and Agony’, I have to give points for originality.

7 Responses to “Fuck You Haiku: Thirty-Two”

  1. Wow.
    Looks like I gotta get out more often.
    ~m

    It’s a wild wild world out here. – Pure Evyl

  2. Anal bleaching .. Ah yes, I’m glad my ass is so fucking perfect that there’s no need for bleaching ;]

    I am all for natural ass beauty myself. – Pure Evyl

  3. LOL – you almost had me convinced you were going to keep it clean. 😆
    WC

    It was as clean as it gets around here. Not a single vulgarity in the whole post. (Except for the post’s and the books title.)My mom would be so proud. 😉 – Pure Evyl

  4. Been looking for something new for my ‘pub topic’ this week over a pint- i reckon Anal bleaching is new, interesting and should invoke a response or two.
    .
    .
    I just realised, i’m thinking up conversation for a pu i won’t be sitting in for 48 hours- I need to get out

    I can think of worse subjects to discuss while hefting a cold one. – Pure Evyl

  5. Uhhhhhh……..words absolutely fail me on this one. Does anyone actually do this?

    -Smith

    Hell yeah. It is the most easily identifiable marker between professional and amateur porn shots. – Pure Evyl

  6. Mr.Smith, yes, many folks do.

  7. Geez, I gotta get out more! OTOH, if this is what’s waiting for me out there, maybe I’ll just stay in.

    -Smith

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