Thanks For Drinking?

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I would imagine that the beer companies are kicking themselves in the teeth for missing out and letting Coke come out with the ‘Thanks For Drinking’ ad campaign. The catch phrase is tailor made for beer. I can picture a whole series of ads with this slogan.

  • A stripper with a big wad of bills smiles out at a big crowd of drunken horned out men and smiles teasingly at the camera and states, ‘Thanks For Drinking.’
  • A nerdy teen boy in a prom tux bends over a drunk date in the back seat of his daddy’s car and smiles his big acne-faced grin into the camera and mugs, ‘Thanks For Drinking.’
  • A big beefy barfly leaves the bar with an inebreated bonehead and with a bright gap-toothed smile tells the camera, ‘Thanks For Drinking.’

Yeah, those guys have to be kicking themselves in the teeth over this one.

5 Responses to “Thanks For Drinking?”

  1. Your creativity never ceases to amuse me:) You are the man.

    Thank you. Thank you. It’s nice to see ya back darlin’. – Pure Evyl

  2. just the giggle we all needed after recent events….well done 😆

    Sometimes laughter is the best medicine. It has always worked for me. – Pure Evyl

  3. LMAO –one of the classics. You know my girlfriends and I have done this— taken before and after pictures. It’s amazing how much sweating on the dance floor can enhance the ozzy look on one’s face 🙂

    It is a scary but true fact of life. – Pure Evyl

  4. Well heck, everybody knows that the more you drink the more attractive the rest of the world becomes. The pics are hysterical.
    WC

    uh-huh. – Pure Evyl

  5. i saw a guy with a t shirt on that said ” i need more beer cuz you’re still ugly”
    yep, kicking themselves they are….

    Have you ever noticed that the guys wearing these tee shirts generally need females to get drunk in order to make them even mildly attractive. – Pure Evyl

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