Next: Tits

I am really impressed with the trailers for the movie ‘Next.’ It’s not that I think the movie will be all that great. I just love the title. Although, I do believe that the title would work better as a tv program. Every week at the conclusion they would be able to announce, ‘Stay tuned to see what’s next on Next.’

I always come up with these damn things a day late and a dollar short. While watching the trailer, I came up with a hit title for a new movie. I will title it ‘Tits.’ I would imagine that Ebert and Roeper and all male movie critics would have to give it a good review. How could they possibly say that they hate Tits? How could they say that they don’t like to watch Tits? They would have to say that they love Tits. They could say that if they were able to they would sit and watch Tits all day long. I know that I could.

I am sorry but I was unable to procure a pic for this post. I googled ‘stare at tits’ and got trapped in an on-line trance and two hours later I came back to consciousness. Sorry about that.