Weekly Search Term Roundup: 05-26-07


Hell yeah, it’s that time once again. Time to Get Your Freak On.

  • sexual haikus
  • midget stripper
  • female kiss masterbation
  • perverted nuns
  • the beauty of female masterbation
  • 16 love
  • angry pirate sexual practices
  • freaks for cocks
  • gandering at grannies
  • married snowball cum kiss
  • evyl layd
  • “evyl”
  • canine masterbation
  • I have never cum while masterbating
  • lactating freaks
  • little freaks
  • hairy assed toons
  • does masterbation cause birth defects

I do not know if masturbation causes birth defects or not but I have seen a lot of ignorant assed fuckers taking up space that could have been averted by a good jerking off.

6 Responses to “Weekly Search Term Roundup: 05-26-07”

  1. ‘I have never cum while masturbating’ — Psh! Poor thing.

    Sad huh. – Pure Evyl

  2. angry pirate sexual practices – well if they have to practice I suppose that would make em angry. aaarrrgghhhh, slipped again. šŸ˜‰

    Practice makes perfect. – Pure Evyl

  3. Oh, man. That picture…
    Your going straight to hell dude.
    And I’m sitting right next to you. Move over.

    I have already been confirmed in a supervisory position. I’ll save you a seat on the bus. – Pure Evyl

  4. *I have never cum while masturbating* oh dear….this is a little sad isn’t it? if they can’t succeed at masturbation i’m not sure there’s a lot of hope for them at all is there?

    If it is a male then I have no sympathy, I have no respect for some asshole that can’t even make a good jerk off but if she is a female maybe she is using the wrong fingers. I would happily let her borrow a couple of mine. šŸ˜‰ – Pure Evyl

  5. if you start renting your fingers out then we’d have to call you passion fingers wouldn’t we?
    fuckin’ everything you touch šŸ˜†

  6. “never cum while masturbating” awwww… don’t they have classes for this sort of thing. damn shame i say!

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