After The Gavels Rap

Federal Judge ‘Maximum Sam’ has justly earned his nickname. By and large he always hands down the maximum sentence that he is allowed. Last week after sentencing a 60 year old man to 30 years, the inmate stated to the judge that he was not able to do 30 years. ‘Maximum Sam’ told him to just do what he could.

4 Responses to “After The Gavels Rap”

  1. LMAO. I love this guy – can he come to California and take care of the piss-ants out here? Jeez, he could probably do it in a week.

    Too bad it isn’t ‘Have Gavel Will Travel.’ – Pure Evyl

  2. Maximum Sam’s really an old softie, huh?
    BANG! <i>{gavel going down}</i>

    And what wit. – Pure Evyl

  3. i’d love to be a judge…hang every one of the bastards i say!

    It is a source of pride to be from the state of express lane executions. – Pure Evyl

  4. Makes me yearn for Judge Roy Bean.

    Yeppers. – Pure Evyl

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