Just Another Day At The Office

Today I was involved in a Use Of Force. It wasn’t much. A peckerhead decided that he was going to take a poke at me. After placing him on the wall, a couple of officers came and escorted him to medical. He is alright just a little sore from his exertions. I had to go down to medical afterwards and check my blood pressure. It was 120 over 80. It generally runs around 128 over 86 or a few points higher or lower. If a doctor ever wants me to go on a blood pressure medication, I have a much better alternative. I have always felt that the homeopathic remedies are the best.

7 Responses to “Just Another Day At The Office”

  1. Aww, you’re such a badass.
    Oh, and you’re welcome! ;]

    Thanks again, darlin’. BTW, I’m not a badass but I do know how to put a badass in their fuckin’ place. – Pure Evyl

  2. “after placing him on the wall”
    you have such an eloquent way with with words 🙂

    It helps with the endless reports that we have to write when such events happen. Guided to the wall is another good phrase to use. – Pure Evyl

  3. I’m jealous of your BP, man. And under pressure no less
    :0)
    ~m

    I am excellent at handling pressure. It is a zen thing. – Pure Evyl

  4. Yes, I prefer the natural approach to healing myself. 😉
    WC

    I must agree that I have always preferred au natural. – Pure Evyl

  5. Evyl opened a can of whoop ass! Were you like, “WHAT PUNK, YOU WANT A PIECE OF ME!!! YOU WANT A PIECE OF ME? HUH! DO YAH? I DIDN’T THINK SO BITCH!” Ha! Ha! Ha! Sorry. I don’t know how you do what you do. Also, I really like that cock sock – where did you get yours? I’m thinking it’d be a great holiday present this year? Hmmm..

    It was a gift from Mrs. Evyl. Mine is slightly different than the one in the pic. But keeps it just as cozy. – Pure Evyl

  6. you give new meaning to the term “under pressure”

    Thank ya. It is important in my position to lead by example. – Pure Evyl

  7. I find stress reliefe in the beating of something too, its just not inmates…

    Whatever works. – Pure Evyl

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