Fuck You Haiku: Forty-Eight

I had heard that there is someone for everyone out there but I never knew how true that was until I came across this wedding pic. It may do a heart good but it doesn’t do a damn thing to keep my lunch from coming up.


Love Is A Many Sick-Assed Thang

A Fat Gapped Tooth Bride

And A Banjo Pickin’ Groom

God Forbid They Breed.

BTW, Luvin’ those bridal flops. Toe jams, crusty feet, and nail fungus, what could be sexier once you kick in with that funky foot aroma.

14 Responses to “Fuck You Haiku: Forty-Eight”

  1. I saw these guys at Walmart the other day buying spam and tater tots.

    Hopefully she hit Payless Shoes Next. BTW, Loved that Wal-Mart post over at your place. I hope my comment wasn’t too crude for publication. – Pure Evyl

  2. You? Crude? Never! 😉
    Laughing hysterically at the post.
    God, the sex after the wedding has to be real weird.
    Don’t think I want to go there.
    Thank God, you didn’t . . . .

    Was it just me or does the pic look like she is propping him up. I bet she has already rode him hard and put him up wet. – Pure Evyl

  3. I wonder if they swing …

    One good slap on the ass and I’m thinking that her ass would swing for days. – Pure Evyl

  4. not sure which is worse…this pic or the image michael has put managed to put in my head!!!
    lmfao @ your response to red!!!!!!!

    Picturing these yahoos in the throes of passion does kinda wilt the daisy don’t it. Thanks. – Pure Evyl

  5. Reminds me of Frogs! (probably because I’m French!)

    Sorry ’bout that. – Pure Evyl

  6. She must be on top a lot because he looks kinda concave!

    You might be right but I am guessing that she props him on top and makes him keep after it until he gets it right. – Pure Evyl

  7. i had this emailed to me a while back, there are more pics that go with it of the totally hot bridal party and groomsmen taken in front of a garage..it’s all about Location location location..

    I bet those are some damn scary pics. – Pure Evyl

  8. If only this were a shotgun wedding…
    with an accident.

    I’m still hoping that he is shooting nothing but blanks. – Pure Evyl

  9. OMG He looks like a mini version of Lurch, and judging from the position of her stomach, they have already bred. That’s her brother isn’t, it?

    I think he is her uncle-daddy. – Pure Evyl

  10. All I can say is the poor little bastard had better strap a board to his ass or they’re gonna need the navy seals to find him.


    Or the Navy Whales. – Pure Evyl

  11. They would make an interesting porn site.

    Or a must see DVD, entitled ‘ Inbreeders Gone Hogwild.’ – Pure Evyl

  12. And just why is he so skinny? Ever think of grabbing that last biscuit away from her? Or he may not just be skinny but flattened out from being on bottom.

    I don’t think it’s the biscuits making her so big. I am guessing it’s all the gravy. – Pure Evyl

  13. Too late, I think they have family in my neighborhood. 😉

    Now tell the truth. We all have family like that. It’s just that no one likes to admit it. – Pure Evyl

  14. blindandtoothless Says:

    A spare tire and a simpleton,
    Envies their happiness.

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