Fuck You Haiku: Fifty


hair bear

caterpiller brows

nose hair entwined in moustache

try manscaping bitch

8 Responses to “Fuck You Haiku: Fifty”

  1. Umm . .ew.

    Zactly. – Pure Evyl

  2. I like my men with hair, preferably the chest and not the nose hairkind!

    But hey, behind that tash may lie hidden talents 😉

    A nosestache is never good. – Pure Evyl

  3. any man that needs to shave his nostrils more than his face has lost me!

    🙂 – Pure Evyl

  4. Talk about too damn hairy.
    Does Gene own a razor?

    He bought a Norelco in ’78. It is still in the box. – Pure Evyl

  5. My big question is, does the man own a mirror?

    He does but he keeps it in the floor so he can stand on it and see his pecker. – Pure Evyl

  6. I won’t even question – all I can do is cover my eyes and run. Yeah, beauty is on the inside but this guy??


    Peace, love and razors.

    They say beauty is skin deep but his can’t get through all the follicles. – Pure Evyl

  7. blindandtoothless Says:

    He’s just a turd,
    Who doesn’t want
    To be polished.

  8. oh Evyl! you never cease to amaze me!! love it! mwah!

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