Just What The Fuck Is Appropriate Anyway?


Yesterday, I received a letter in the mail from the spawns school. As part of their Red Ribbon Drug Awareness Week, on Friday they are to wear, and I quote, ‘A school-appropriate Halloween Costume.’ I’m thinking that a Mary Kay Latourneauoutfit would fucking rule the school-appropriate Halloween costume guideline. That is unless some little skank in a Debra Lafaveoutfit shows up. But she could be a little inappropriate. It is all according to how the principal thinks about biker blondes with tools.

5 Responses to “Just What The Fuck Is Appropriate Anyway?”

  1. haha! they dont allow costumes at the kid’s school. they say to wear ‘what i want to be when i grow up’ getups. the child wants to wear a mc d’s uniform sooo bad. *shakes head* she’s in love with their double cheeseburgers.

    Ahh, young love. – Pure Evyl

  2. i’m surprised they can spell appropriate!

    I’m surprised that I can. – Pure Evyl

  3. Hey, I hope to meet someone dressed like Debra this haloween, or better yet, Debra herself… how come my lascivious teachers never looked like that…

  4. nah, that thought never entered my head…you’re smart enough to use a dictionary….

  5. Go with the “Hilary”
    It’ll scare everybody!

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