Fuck You Haiku: Fifty-Six

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No Candy

Greedy little fucks

Banging on my freakin’ door

Kiss my hairy ass.

5 Responses to “Fuck You Haiku: Fifty-Six”

  1. You and da hairy ass! It’s a popular subject with you . .

    My ass is a popular subject in general. – Pure Evyl

  2. LOL i love it!! you are the greatest! your hairy ass too!

    Thanks darlin’. – Pure Evyl

  3. Whatcha givin out, Mr. Evyl?
    Fresh dingleberries? 😉
    Mmmmm, I’ll take two, thanks.
    ~m

    I think that it is much like nose picking in that you can pick your friends and you can pick your nose but you can’t pick your friends nose. Just substitute ass for nose. – Pure Evyl

  4. Haha..how come we didn’t get to read Haikus like that in English class? 🙂

    Because they are mostly taught by dried up crones. – Pure Evyl

  5. Yuck, I much prefer fresh moistened crones…

    Especcially the freshest and most aromatic kinds. – Pure Evyl

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