A Sick Joke: #1

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I dedicate this joke to Dok Holocaust.

A man calls 911 to report his wife’s death. When the cops get there, they find the woman lying on the couch and notice that she has been dead for approximately two weeks. When they asked the man why he waited so long to call, he stated, ‘I don’t know. The sex was the same. I just noticed that the dishes were starting to pile up.’

6 Responses to “A Sick Joke: #1”

  1. I’m like laughing and puking all at the same time
    fucking hilarious

    Thanks, that’s the exact response that I truly good sick joke should provoke. – Pure Evyl

  2. Doktor Holocaust Says:

    hee! Lemme dig a good old necrophilia joke out of my archives…

    “Loving you is like loving the dead, except I have to bring a ouija board for THEM to be all talk and no action!”

    Knew you’d have one. I appreciate the addition. One can never have too many sick jokes. – Pure Evyl

  3. Just when I thought you couldn’t get any sicker……
    Man is that funny.

    Thanks and yeah I can always get sicker. – Pure Evyl

  4. hahahah . . i think i mighta peed.

    That’s hot. – Pure Evyl

  5. i know, i know .. that last comment has got to be THE sexiest comment EVER!

    Damn skippy. – Pure Evyl

  6. you are the greatest Evyl, but you know that!!

    I LOVE YOU!!!!! :WINK:

    Ahh, now I’m blushing. 😉 – Pure Evyl

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