Search You Won’t Find Me

WordPress has a new search engine just for WordPress blogs. Hopefully it will bring all of my fellow WordPress bloggers lots of hits. It ain’t going to do shit for me though, since I am marked as mature. WordPress doesn’t seem to want to advertise their mature sites. I can’t understand why the fuck they would think that. Perhaps it is my penchant for sick gifs such as the one posted that I posted on May 15, 2007.

But surely not.

11 Responses to “Search You Won’t Find Me”

  1. You are too much. Good thing I know by now and don’t look at you at work. Would have a heard time explaining this to my boss!

    Sorry about the mature censoring….. guess we’ll just have to spread the word!

    I am happy to be marked mature. I am sure that it saves me a lot of grief from those that don’t get the joke. That and I like having a small to medium size blog. I enjoy commenting to those that comment here. If there were many more commenters I couldn’t keep up. Believe me, I have been down that road and it turns into work. So there is no need to spread the word, just bring your smiling self over and with a few more good friends that get the joke. I will be doing just right. Thanks so much for commenting but What’s your fave haiku? – Evyl

  2. Oh that is the best ever! I love it!
    I’m going to go search myself.
    it sounds way dirtier than it actually is.

    I couldn’t find you in their search engine. Maybe you are mature as well. Congrats!!! – Evyl

  3. LOL me??? mature!!! hahahahaha
    I found myself! it took a while but I found two of my mates when I Was looking for me. I tried to find you i used the words: fun with gifs, prison bitch, selling used undies and I got nothing!!

    WordPress is plotting against you!

    I even searched masturbation. If I ain’t in there for that then I just plain ain’t there. It must be that midget hooker they have in their engineering department. I knew I shouldn’t have short changed her. What a bitch!!! – Evyl

  4. lonelygurl21 Says:

    Yes never short change a midget hooker. I think you have learned your lesson. Next time if your lucky she may spank you

    Oh yeah. That’s the best news that I have had all day. – Evyl

  5. lonelygurl21 Says:

    I still cant find you. Ive found other people talking about you but not you.

    I’m giving up. I know where you are.

    And that’s all that matters. Love ya darlin’. – Evyl

  6. Gah! That’s a tricksy little gif.

    Ain’t it though!!! – Evyl

  7. I wonder if mine is mature. Surely not.
    hehhehee, lovin’ that gif as usual.

    I found ya in there it just took a little time. It’s that damn midget hooker trying to ruin my damn life. – Evyl

  8. Doktor Holocaust Says:

    oooh.. reminds me of this manga i once saw online. lotsa curvaceous anime-women, each equipped with some kind of retractable near-prehensile superpenis AND a fully functioning vagina. Hermaphroditic hentai.

    Aned that’s when I started spending at least one hour a day on the internet. because I like hentai, and the internet, being full of porn, has a considerable amount of hentai available.

    Hentai is alright. I just wonder about the amount of juices involved in most hentai. If people really oozed that much juice then we would need a transfusion after sex to replace our fluid supply. – Evyl

  9. i saw nothing offensive about it

    I didn’t either but then again it takes quite a bit to offend me. – Evyl

  10. Doktor Holocaust Says:

    if people actually oozed that much in real life, all adult-sized mattresses would either be waterproof (and thusly turn into big Slip-N-Slides) or have built-in drains.

    Ain’t that the truth. – Evyl

  11. Such a perv you are… and I missed you 😉

    By the way, for something other than spongebob, try http://www.gravatar.com

    Good to see ya back. I’ll have to go over and see how your trip went. BTW, when I tried to sign up for a gravatar, they said that my e-mail was already used so there must be a bogus Evyl running around. I’ll have to find him and shoot him in the face with a splurge gun. – Evyl

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