Games Not To Play At The Zoo

Dodgeball at the school gym = Fun

Dodgeshit in front of the monkey cage at the zoo = Not so much fun

8 Responses to “Games Not To Play At The Zoo”

  1. Oh, I don’t know. could be fun if you were wearing the right kind of sunglasses. 😆
    Annie

    One person’s nightmare is anothers bukake, I suppose. – Evyl

  2. And don’t stand too close to the chimp enclosure. The little fuckers can jack off in record time and their aim is always spot on.

    They don’t call it spanking the monkey for nothing. – Evyl

  3. Ewwwwww.. Anja! That beats the fact that camels spit every 10seconds or so..
    Can we throw shit at bosses n stuff?? that would be interesting. especially cow shit that stuff goes every where!

    Check back in the morning. I have a gif that might surprise you. – Evyl

  4. Blehck. I don’t like monkeys…and that is precisely why. Dirty little fuckers. Gotta watch the males because they don’t only shoot semen at you…they’ll try and hit you with a piss stream as well.

    Like a Wild Kingdom version of a golden shower. Cool. – Evyl

  5. Doktor Holocaust Says:

    Dodgeturd is more of a spectator sport. try to discreetly get the monkeys all riled up, then retreat to a bench out of the line of fire and see who gets splattered.

    Something sinister in me wants to suggest slipping the chimps some Natural Male Enhancement pills before retreating and watching Dodgebukkake, but i imagine there are laws against slipping erection drugs to wank-happy chimps.

    Yeah, sometimes the laws take all the fun out of life. – Evyl

  6. Shit in the eye .. no good. It tends to burn. ‘Specially if the shitter had eaten somethin’ spicy.

    Spicy Monkey Shit would be another great name for a rock group. – Evyl

  7. Doktor Holocaust Says:

    Spicy Monkey Shit, now touring with Secret Sauce and the Monkey Butters.

    Hells Yeah. – Evyl

  8. if you can dodge the shit you can dodge a ball

    If Rip Torn would have known. – Evyl

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