Cocksucker

Today an inmate in the Disciplinary Segregation Tank, the hole, placed a sign on his window stating,’I am not gay anymore. I am not going to hell.’ Evidently this individual had been taking some grief from the other inmates in the adjacent cells for his very vocal affirmations of his homosexuality and was hoping to alleviate the harassment.

It fell upon me to go down to the hole and tell this inmate that it was against policy to hang signs or any other item that would obscure the vision of the Segregation Officer into the cell and advice him that he would receive another disciplinary write up if he were to put up another sign. He complied and said that he would not put up another sign in the future.

Now, I do not consider myself to be homophobic in the least nor do I claim any great knowledge of the workings of the human psyche but it is my opinion that this inmate is a classic self loather and just plain deceiving himself.

 In the first place I am of the opinion that once a guy has sucked a cock, he is a cocksucker. Plain and simple, one does not turn his gayness on and off. Much like an alcoholic, if a person is an alcoholic, they can recover and stay away from alcohol, but one drink could push them over the edge to revert to being a drunk or one cock could just push the ex-cocksucker into a full blown cock sucking ass bandit.

In the second place, my parents taught me that anything worth doing is worth doing well. Don’t ever do anything half-ass and if you do that then you can hold your head up high and be proud. My advice to this young man is don’t be a self-loather, if you are going to suck a cock be the best damned cocksucker that you can be. When someone else states, ‘That guy is a cocksucker’, the man standing next to him should be able to state, ‘Hell yeah, that motherfucker is the best goddamned cocksucker, I have ever seen. He could suck a fucking golf ball through fifty feet of motherfucking garden hose.’ Do what you love and love what you do, even if it’s sucking cock.