The Last Fuck You Haiku


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You do me and I’ll do you.

Queef in my face, babe.

20 Responses to “The Last Fuck You Haiku”

  1. What do you mean the last fuck you haiku? are you going to stop? please dont stop!! no no no!!!

    Sorry but I had to quit on a good number and I couldn’t think of a better number to quit than on 69. – Evyl

  2. What? Nuh-uh. You can’t quit now darlin’. Pleeessse…more, more, more!

    Wow, I didn’t realize that the haiku’s were this popular. But really how many more subjects can I delve into in haiku? – Evyl

  3. At least it wasnt’ an ass fart. Those suck when you got your face down there *bleh*
    The last Haiku? Say it aint so.

    A bad time for a ripper that is true. And yes, it’s the last one. – Evyl

  4. I can only think you must have some other idea up your sleeve if this is the last F.U. Haiku. I just get the feeling you are up to something. 😉

    What would make you think that I have something up my sleeve. I avoid even wearing sleeves if I can. Why hide the guns? 😉 – Evyl

  5. A beautiful way to end. Your haikus will be missed.

    Thank you. You are far too kind. – Evyl

  6. My haiku for you:

    Evyl said “fuck you”
    Each time he wrote a haiku
    The end came too soon.

    You’re soo sweet. Love ya darlin’. – Evyl

  7. *just a little tear from my eye*

    Sorry too see you blue, but the haiku’s had to end sometime. – Evyl

  8. You must be up to something then me thinks.


    Who me? – Evyl

  9. no more fucking haikus? well… fuckity fuck. ~pouting~

    Awww, It’ll be alright. – Evyl

  10. ermmmm…. i have chicken’s feet in the avatar. and a penis head. that’s kinda scary.

    I have it set up where WordPress automatically picks a monster pic when someone doesn’t have an avatar. I keep waiting for you to put in your beautiful visage like on blogspot. Will this push you to do it? – Evyl

  11. I personally always like the 68 also, ya know, you do me and I’ll owe ya one…

    An oldie but a goodie. – Evyl

  12. Yeah, you really can’t quit. Haiku is an amazing form and you are quite skilled at it. Don’t stop.

    Thanks for the props but my haiku days are over. At least for a little while. – Evyl

  13. Haiku’s are quite fun
    But they don’t always make sense

    True. – Evyl

  14. I couldn’t leave a post with 13 comments. So here is a worthless comment for the sake of breaking the unlucky comment number. Here is a hay(na)ku for 69.

    In Juxtaposition
    What a view.

  15. I read your excuse for ending the haikus in the comments…whatever, you should have stopped at 6969 orgy style, so how ’bout it? Another 6900 please? 🙂

    I am starting to feel like Sally Fields on her Oscar Nomination speech. But for now, no haikus. – Evyl

  16. i’d be delighted to replace penis head with my pic but how do it do that? it doesn’t come up automatically and i know nothing of wordpress.

    E-mail has been sent. – Evyl

  17. bugger!

    Oh now. It ain’t that bad. – Evyl

  18. Sick. Love it.

    Glad ya liked it. – Evyl

  19. Evyl, I’m hearing you recite this and well . . .
    How about an audio version?
    Damn that would be nice.
    Dreamy, actually. 😉

    Hopefully within the next month. I will be ready for my podcasting debut. – Evyl

  20. 69 *sigh* A favorite. The haiku is cool too.

    Monster avatar: WordPress can kiss my ass. They are just pissed that I left their compound to drink kool-aid from the .com fountain. Or would that be .cum fountain? LOL I don’t care if you write a haiku or not. I’ve saved all of yours because I love you so much *stalker* and we’ll always be together, right Evyl? JFWY.

    BTW my lucky number has always been 13. Does that count?

    I’m all caught up with your writing dude! Yay!



    A fave of mine as well. Glad you liked the monster avatar. 😉 And I love you too, darlin’. – Evyl

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