Power Tool

There are a few sounds in this world that bring a smile to any man. Two of these are the sound of a well used power tool and the sound of a woman in ecstasy. Now it is possible to hear both of these at once. Click here if you dare witness the power and performance of the Fucksall Fucking Machine.

12 Responses to “Power Tool”

  1. And a special thanks to my smokin’ friend for sending me the link. Thanks, bud.

  2. :mrgreen:
    Us guys, we’re all about the tools, aren’t we?
    I guess it was wise not to post the instructional video, huh?
    ~m

    I posted the link to the vid but since I wasn’t in it, I didn’t want to post it. – Evyl

  3. Doktor Holocaust Says:

    and if your special lady gets bored with that after a while, you can upgrade to a 10-amp model. might want to keep some extra lube handy.

    It’s all about Power. – Evyl

  4. Damn! All the tools for a happy marriage. 🙂

    And their own handy dandy lube to boot. – Evyl

  5. Well what does one say to that?

    Pure genius…

    They should do a real men of genius commercial for the fucksall inventor dude. – Evyl

  6. jaw hitting the ground.
    oh wow.
    wow oh wow.
    ~scribbling a note to santa~

    Now you’ll have to be a good little girl. Sounds like a toughie to me. Unless you sit on Santa’s lap and ask him very sweetly. Ho Ho Ho. – Evyl

  7. …..WHAT!??!?!?!….romance in a tool-box…well whatever, if it works it works! 🙂

    As the Beatles said, ‘Whatever Gets You Through The Night.’ – Evyl

  8. Who’d a thunk it? The perfect tool.

    I’m thinking that a perfect tool thought of it. – Evyl

  9. Quite literally being able to drill your woman, now that is nothing short of awesome.

    Truth. – Evyl

  10. I came just looking at it.
    😉

    It is shiny. – Evyl

  11. Hi Evyl,

    Interesting, but hardly practical. On one hand, if one is going to go with an under powered electric tool, at least go with a battery powered model so the work area isn’t cluttered with electric cords. On the other hand, for real performance, nothing beats a professional quality tool that runs off compressed air. If memory serves, those can get over twice the cyclic rate and run continuously for days without over heating. Of course, having 250 pounds of air compressor in your bedroom may be a tiny bit of an inconvenience, but what price is too great for true satisfaction with one’s work?

    the Grit

    Attachments come seperately so you could get all the power that you need. – Evyl

  12. Oh, Red . . . rotflmao
    ~m

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