Next Time They Should Just Give Really Nice Trophies

Reading the Odd News on Yahoo today, I came across an interesting little story. It seems that nine British women were busted for prostitution at a cocksucking contest. It seems that the women had been paid for their entries and this qualified as prostitution. I personally think that they should have given the gals a break. Hell even the Olympics allow professionals to enter their contests now. Shouldn’t cocksuckers be given the same privilege. My guess is that since they were busted in Greece, the powers that be were just pissed that it wasn’t a sodomy contest.

I also wonder a bit about the scoring criteria for a cocksucking contest. Would it be judged on strictly speed or would style points count? Would a contestant receive extra points for the amount of jizz ejaculated or extra points for amount swallowed or would a full facial receive a few extra points

(Read Below for the News Scoop.) 

ATHENS (Reuters) – Nine British women were facing prostitution charges after being arrested at the weekend for taking part in an oral sex competition in the Greek holiday island of Zakynthos, police said on Monday.

Six British and six Greek men, including two bar owners, were also charged in the incident, which took place at Laganas beach in the south of the Ionian island, which lies off the west coast of mainland Greece, police said.

The women, who came to the popular resort on holiday, had been paid to take part in the competition, which was video recorded and was to be posted on the Internet, police said.

The men were charged with encouraging obscene behavior.

(Reporting by Daniel Flynn)

Now that I read the story again, maybe it wasn’t a cocksucking contest at all. The story is a bit vague on what type of oral sex is being judged. Maybe it is a rug munching contest. That brings a whole new set of guidelines into play. My mind is reeling on what criteria that is being judged on.

9 Responses to “Next Time They Should Just Give Really Nice Trophies”

  1. The question for me is who paid them to enter a contest. I thought it was the other way around – in a contest you pay an entry fee, don’t you? Have things changed that much and that fast? Cripes, am I having a senior moment already?
    WC

    I am thinking that it wasn’t so much as a contest as a way to make money off of internet porn. – Evyl

  2. I just hope they read “Blowjobs 101” before they entered the contest.
    ~m

    I am sure that it would have been helpful to the contestants. – Evyl

  3. LOL

    If it were a buggering contest, the Greeks wouldn’t have a pole to sit on.

    Now that’s funny. – Evyl

  4. Ooo dear, I hope they didn’t print the photos! My mum would have a fit if she saw me in the paper.

    [Newbie visiting from our great southern land]
    Cheers

    Thanks for popping in. Now if you could kindly e-mail me the pics, I would promise not to show them to your mum. – Evyl

  5. Oh! This gives me a great idea for my next party! 😆

    I’ll be waiting for the invite. – Evyl

  6. lifesstory Says:

    My money is on the rug munching.

    My money goes to it as well. – Evyl

  7. Hi Evyl,

    I’m thinking that the judges should have paid. I’m also in agreement with Louis Black that competitive oral sex should be an Olympic sport. I know that I’ll apply for a job as color commentator for the event.

    the Grit

    It would be a hell of a lot more interesting than a lot of the sports that they show. – Evyl

  8. I think they should aslo get extra points if the subject had an extra large one! 🙂

    You have a valid point. – Evyl

  9. All I know is
    I”M GOING TO ZAKYNTHOS!
    Y know, Greece is where the olympics originated, maybe this was one of the original events

    They did do the first Olympics in the nude so it could have been. – Evyl

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