Three Strikes And The Fucktards Out

The unit received an interesting guest today. Since this inmate has not been to trial yet, I will refer to him as the alleged fucktard as in this country all fucktards are innocent until found guilty. This alleged fucktard allegedly tasered three women in an attempt to kidnap and rape them, allegedly. In all three cases, the women recovered from the tasering and got up and kicked the alleged fucktard’s ass, allegedly.

I do not profess to being the most philosophical of people but it seems to me that after the first couple of times that tasered women whipped my ass, I would figure that I wasn’t cut out for that kind of gig. Perhaps the alleged fucktard should stick to farm animals. I bet a tasered sheep or goat would be much more compliant.

21 Responses to “Three Strikes And The Fucktards Out”

  1. This alleged fucktard does sound rather un-intelligent. Unless he thought he had three strikes?

    It might appear that he leaned in, took a beaner to the noggin, and it has jarred the innards in his noodle a bit. – Evyl

  2. He probably needed to taser his grey matter to make the synapses click again.

    A good ol’ cattle prod might do him a bit of good. – Evyl

  3. I’m with Jayne – pity he didn’t taser himself.

    He could have saved himself some trouble by just going straight to getting his ass kicked. – Evyl

  4. The fucktard is clearly both a sadist and a masochiist.

    Taser the women first to disorient them and cause them pain, then wait until they recover so they can kick the crap out of him.

    His M.O. would be brilliant if he could just find a victim who loves dealing/dishing pain like he does. It’s so hard to find love in today’s world.

    Perhaps he should have just tried E-Harmony. – Evyl

  5. Oh for fucks sake, did this cretin not work it out after the first one kicked hiss arse?? Wouldn’t you love to shove a taser right where his alleged brain is??

    He needs a little boost somehow. (allegedly) – Evyl

  6. Doktor Holocaust Says:

    sheep and goats would have kicked his ass before he could even get the taser out of his pocket. while they are technically domesticated in that humans raise them in fenced-in areas to harvest their milk, wool, and meat, their brains are no different from wild sheep and goats you find in places of the world where animals like that run wild – they only recognize three things in life: food, food-bringer, and something to beat the shit out of. They have huge teeth, powerful jaws, keen senses, and travel in terrifyingly large herds that care not for the laws of men.

    But if you treat a farm animal right you will have to beat it off with a stick to keep it from coming back for more. – Evyl

  7. Ya gonna hand out tasers in your unit or are you just going to rely on the ole gang bang method. Not that you would condone that on your watch. I’m just saying here…………

    I must publicly say that I would never condone any such action. Now privately…… – Evyl

  8. FYI; they are (more compliant that is)

    Duly noted. – Evyl

  9. dontdatethatdude Says:

    I think in his heart of hearts he really wanted his ass kicked! 😉

    That’s what I’m thinking. – Evyl

  10. That’s what you call “asking for a beating.” The women delivered. Justice served. Now he can get some more justice from some people who um, have not been tasered first.

    True, true. – Evyl

  11. Ozzy’s comment!! :LOL:

    All I have to say is…. what a pathetic loser.

    Nuff said. – Evyl

  12. Hi Evyl,

    Come on, you know the twit liked it. I’m fairly certain you check out the Internet porn offerings as much as I do, for research purposes only, and are quite aware that there are an incredible number of wimps out there who are willing to pay to have a woman spank their ass. This guy was probably just monetarily challenged, and couldn’t afford the fees a professional dominatrix would charge. Personally, I think this is definite proof that our Government should immediately fund a multi-billion dollar program to provide free Dominatrix Clinics all across our great land. Places of safety and comfort where any “man” can go and have a spirited woman whip, spank, kick, and sodomize his ass at any time of the day or night on the Government’s dime. Not only would this lower our crime rate, take a giant step forward in fixing the pay imbalance between men and women, but it might make the Europeans like us again, and increase tourism!

    Excuse me, but I have to go write my Representatives.

    the Grit

    I know that I will be applying for my dominatrix stamp. – Evyl

  13. Hmm… apparently he didn’t realize that tasers are meant to stun not to completely debilitate. If he had done it to me, the “fucktard” would have had nothing left to rape me with when I got done…

    “Life is hard. It’s even harder when you’re stupid.”

    That is a very aptly put quote. – Evyl

  14. What a dumbass! I’d have stuck my cane right up his dumb ass. If anyone ever tried to do that to my beautiful daughter I would probably be the one in prison after I tortured him. I hope he makes it to prison and becomes a sex slave to some big huge guy.

    I am sure that justice will be served in the end. – Evyl

  15. Well good for her, I hope she kicked his ass good. 🙂
    Annie

    They did. – Evyl

  16. That is sweet justice if I’ve ever heard of it.

    Karma can be a bitch. – Evyl

  17. what’s that old saying… it takes all kinds? the person who came up with that saying should be tasered 😉

    Or pepper sprayed at the least. – Evyl

  18. LOL!!!!!
    the womenz – they kick ass!

    True, and it’s nice to see you around. It’s been awhile darlin’. – Evyl

  19. oooooooooohhhhh! i like my picture so much more. no more penis head for me.

    The avatar looks regal. – Evyl

  20. alleged fusktard or not, the guy deserves what he gets.
    on the flip side, there are many many women who are just as twisted and enjoy things on the… um.. rougher side . E-harmony- Good idea.
    Tasering women who will eventually beat your ass– Ehhh not such a good idea.

    All valid points. – Evyl

  21. Nothing wrong with D/S play between consenting adults. it’s the nonconsenting thing that is all wrong. just for the record.

    The record is noted and agreed with. – Evyl

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