God Of Cock

A couple of comments from the previous post got me to thinking. Yes there was porn in Ancient times from the Kama Sutra, to the Roman coins, to ancient Japanese drawings, to the licentious behavior of the Greek and Roman Gods. But no ancient figure whether real or mythological seems to have a greater chance of revival in modern times than the god, Priapus. Priapus was a minor god back then but today he would be a porn superstar. Besides the fact that he was a fertility god, protector of livestock,fruit plants and gardens, Priapus is best known as the God Of Cock. He was always pictured or sculpted with a huge hard on. This gives rise to the modern medical term priapism. (A stiffy that lasts for longer than four hours.)

In the 1980’s, The St. Priapus Church was founded to worship the cock. Although it’s members are mostly homosexual, I have always found a certain religious ecstasy when nubile female acolates would kneel and pay homage at my alter.

15 Responses to “God Of Cock”

  1. My favorite part of that Wiki article:

    “He attempted to rape the nymph Lotis but was thwarted by an ass, whose braying caused him to lose his erection at the critical moment and woke Lotis.”

    Happens to the best of us, dude. Happens to the best of us.

    Speak for yourself. – Evyl

  2. lmao @ B E Earls comment!

    good stuff!

  3. Bahahahaha…. B.E. Earl is awesome.

  4. Good one by the Bug Eyed one. Now that is a very different kind of cock than the one I showed on my site. But if he isn’t the God then something is very wrong. LOL.

  5. LOL B.E Earl!
    That Priapus has been the poster boy for many a teenage male over the centuries.

  6. mwhhhhhhhhhhhhhhahahahahahahah oh my goodness that is a freaky pic and an even freakier post, but i guess we are nothing without our dreams right? 😉

    eish a stiff one that lasts more than 4 hours, is that painful or is that a really silly question?

    It can be. I generelly pass out from loss of blood flow to my noggin if it lasts longer than an hour and a half. – Evyl

  7. lifesstory Says:

    Hey Stef, don’t no if it hurts if it lasts four hours, but I’m sitting here popping Cialis until I find out. I’ll get back to you. Great post. Weez all gitting an edukation.

    Education is my middle name. – Evyl

  8. looks like a bedpost. :mrgreen:
    Hope he doesn’t whack it on one.
    ~m

    That would indeed be a danger. – Evyl

  9. I bet he sat around all day and sucked his own cock. You know he could.
    Wouldn’t you?

    It would be hard to drag me out of the house. – Evyl

  10. You telling me you’ve never been thwarted by an ass?

    Huh, what?

    No matter the ass, there has always been lead in the pencil. My motto when it comes to ass, is slap it and tap it. And when it comes to fucking cockblockers, I show no mercy. – Evyl

  11. Woah! I’m little… I don’t think I could survive THAT!!

    It would be hard. 😉 – Evyl

  12. “No matter the ass, there has always been lead in the pencil. My motto when it comes to ass, is slap it and tap it. And when it comes to fucking cockblockers, I show no mercy.”

    😯

    Gotta luv it. – Evyl

  13. I’d like to know where in heck he thinks he’s going to put that thing. nowhere near me that’s for sure. It would be a case of in one end and out the other..

    Could be. – Evyl

  14. Yella Ojrak Says:

    You can cut one of Priapus’ legs and he’d still be able to walk. But I guess, with a cock that long and big and always hard, he wouldn’t want to walk.

    My guess is he mostly sat around with a big shit eating grin on his face. – Evyl

  15. Edumacation and a need for a cold shower in one post. Awesome.

    Thanks darlin’. And might I add, Nice Font. – Evyl

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