Fuckin’ Up A Meme: The Bucket List

Teeni tagged me with a meme. As it has been awhile since I fucked up a meme, I am reveling in the opportunity. So here is my Bucket List.

Top 8 Things To Do Before I Kick The Bucket

  1. Have a porn starlet scream my name on video. And I mean something that wankers have to buy not the free porn shit.
  2. Donkey Punch Tori Spelling.
  3. Win the Pillsbury Bake Off with Crescent Roll Wrapped Bull Testicles and Cream Gravy.
  4. Inherit the keys to the Playboy Mansion. Has anyone else noticed that Hef is starting to look like Mr. Burns from the Simpson’s?
  5. Be named Poet Laureate of the United States for my mastery of Fuck You Haiku.
  6. Star in a Live Action remake of Captain Caveman.
  7. Have a mold of my cock made into a top selling dildo so that women everywhere can scream my name and not just some porn queen.
  8. Total Global Domination!!!

13 Responses to “Fuckin’ Up A Meme: The Bucket List”

  1. #7. Ooooh yes… Evyl.

    You just made my morning. – Evyl

  2. I’ll scream your name like its never been screamed before. 😉 And if you want to share with everyone… http://www.cloneawilly.com/ Hehe.

    The kit is on the way. Of course it was a little expensive with the extra rubber and all. Woo Hoo!!! – Evyl

  3. LOL @ 7, ok i’ll take two please, mail order?

    Perhaps it can be a prize for a contest. – Evyl

  4. It’s getting harder and harder to believe that there are still women out there willing to fuck Hugh Hefner. Mr. Burns (with a colostomy bag) is spot on.

    Money can get you a lot of things in life. Including the girls next door. – Evyl

  5. LOL! These were great Evyl! I think you may have the most achievable of the bucket lists I’ve seen, especially number five on your list. 🙂 I knew you’d do a nice (Evyl) twist on this. Thanks for playing!

    Thanks darlin’. It was fun. – Evyl

  6. oooooo, can I play? I like this meme….a lot!!
    You are a hard (no pun intended but hey, ) act to follow, Evyl, my lovely temptor!

    Can’t wait to read your meme. – Evyl

  7. #3 – GAG. What are ya thinkin’?
    #6 – Awesome. Who wouldn’t want to be the world’s first superhero?
    #7 – How soon will those be on the market?

    #3 Try it, try it, you will see. 😉 #6 Hells yeah and he carried an awesome club. #7 When the kit comes in, I might have to hold a little contest. – Evyl

  8. Evyl, as you can see, there’s a market for the #7.

    I am truly amazed. – Evyl

  9. perhaps hallmark would be interested in the “fuck you haiku” too 😉 lol

    It might outsell Maxine’s cards. – Evyl

  10. that was a super dope list, and just proves to me why i love you so much!

    Ahhh, you’re soo sweet. – Evyl

  11. Umm . . I’ll take two numba 7s, please . . for I loves the double penetration.

    Ohhhh Baby!!! – Evyl

  12. Do you think that you can do the #7 into a double dong? The old man likes it if I share with my swinger neighbor. tee-hee! 😆

    Woo Hoo!!! – Evyl

  13. Wow Evyl, I never knew you wanted to be a model, that is so cool. And number eight, yeah, what’s new? 😉
    Annie

    Number eight should soon be in my grasp. Oh yes any day now. – Evyl

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