From The In Box

A friend e-mailed me this little tome of wisdom. I thought that I would share it with you all. Read, live, learn, enjoy.

am passing this on to you because it definitely worked for me and we all could use more calm in our lives. By following the simple advice I heard on a Medical TV show, I have finally found inner peaceA Doctor proclaimed the way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you have started. So I looked around my house to see things I’d started and hadn’t finished and, before leaving the house this morning, I finished off a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of shhhardonay, a bodle of Baileys, a butle of vocka, a pockage of Prunglies , tha mainder of bot Prozic and Valum scriptins, the res of the Chesescke an a box a chocolets.Yu haf no idr ha gud I fel. Peas sen dis orn to who yu fee ar in ned ov inr pece

12 Responses to “From The In Box”

  1. Widdleshamrock has been on the talk show circuit again, I see.

    I never divulge my sources. – Evyl

  2. oooh, I am about to get on that in a few minutes…beginning with some chocolate, and ending with me passed out somewhere… 😉

    Sounds like a winner to me. – Evyl

  3. OMG my secret to happiness has been revealed. You rock.

    Thanks, Willie. – Evyl

  4. I have found the key to success!! Now where is that half eaten plate of brownies…

    Under the coffee table. – Evyl

  5. haha if I could drink I would be right there somedays

    Zactly. – Evyl

  6. words of wisdom never grow old! Doesn’t matter how many times I see that story it still speaks to me……. now where is that baileys bottle……..

    Under the kitchen sink. – Evyl

  7. Wheres this doctor? I need him fast!

    On the golf course. – Evyl

  8. That may be the best advice I’ve ever recieved….thanks! 😆

    You are very welcome. – Evyl

  9. ** envy **

    I never received emails like that, not even half as funny as that. Sigh…

    Sorry ’bout that. – Evyl

  10. Doktor Holocaust Says:

    let’s see, to finish what I started… there’s some Drambuie, scotch, brandy, rest of the pot of coffee, i ate the last of the icream bars last night, but i started buying icecream bars again so i gota go back to the store and buy all the icreacream bars, and finish all of those..

    Sounds like a plan. – Evyl

  11. finish what I’ve started, eh?

    Well, I did awaken to this really nice dream sequence.

    Hold on.

    …this might take awhile to finish off.

    Give me a holler if I could be of assistance. – Evyl

  12. Wow, modern medicine at work. I love it.

    It’s a modern philosophy that I can deal with. – Evyl

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