From The In Box
A friend e-mailed me this little tome of wisdom. I thought that I would share it with you all. Read, live, learn, enjoy.
I am passing this on to you because it definitely worked for me and we all could use more calm in our lives. By following the simple advice I heard on a Medical TV show, I have finally found inner peace. A Doctor proclaimed the way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you have started. So I looked around my house to see things I’d started and hadn’t finished and, before leaving the house this morning, I finished off a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of shhhardonay, a bodle of Baileys, a butle of vocka, a pockage of Prunglies , tha mainder of bot Prozic and Valum scriptins, the res of the Chesescke an a box a chocolets.Yu haf no idr ha gud I fel. Peas sen dis orn to who yu fee ar in ned ov inr pece
From Evyl With Love 
August 17, 2008 at 7:17 pm
Widdleshamrock has been on the talk show circuit again, I see.
I never divulge my sources. – Evyl
August 17, 2008 at 7:49 pm
oooh, I am about to get on that in a few minutes…beginning with some chocolate, and ending with me passed out somewhere… 😉
Sounds like a winner to me. – Evyl
August 17, 2008 at 9:59 pm
OMG my secret to happiness has been revealed. You rock.
Thanks, Willie. – Evyl
August 17, 2008 at 10:01 pm
I have found the key to success!! Now where is that half eaten plate of brownies…
Under the coffee table. – Evyl
August 17, 2008 at 10:11 pm
haha if I could drink I would be right there somedays
Zactly. – Evyl
August 17, 2008 at 11:24 pm
words of wisdom never grow old! Doesn’t matter how many times I see that story it still speaks to me……. now where is that baileys bottle……..
Under the kitchen sink. – Evyl
August 17, 2008 at 11:55 pm
Wheres this doctor? I need him fast!
On the golf course. – Evyl
August 18, 2008 at 5:12 am
That may be the best advice I’ve ever recieved….thanks! 😆
You are very welcome. – Evyl
August 18, 2008 at 5:14 am
** envy **
I never received emails like that, not even half as funny as that. Sigh…
Sorry ’bout that. – Evyl
August 18, 2008 at 7:54 am
let’s see, to finish what I started… there’s some Drambuie, scotch, brandy, rest of the pot of coffee, i ate the last of the icream bars last night, but i started buying icecream bars again so i gota go back to the store and buy all the icreacream bars, and finish all of those..
Sounds like a plan. – Evyl
August 18, 2008 at 9:40 am
finish what I’ve started, eh?
Well, I did awaken to this really nice dream sequence.
Hold on.
…this might take awhile to finish off.
Give me a holler if I could be of assistance. – Evyl
August 18, 2008 at 6:29 pm
Wow, modern medicine at work. I love it.
Annie
It’s a modern philosophy that I can deal with. – Evyl