An Oozzy Post
A newly arrived inmate has been seen by medical for his oozing penis covered in sores. This inmate has only been on the unit for a week and already has four disciplinary write-ups for whipping it out and jerking off in front of female officers. Three of the cases are from after he was placed in the hole. One is from after his initial disciplinary hearing was held.
Now I am not a doctor nor have I ever had a oozing penis covered in sores, but I would think that it would be a rather uncomfortable situation. Evidently I am wrong due to the fact that this inmate is jerking off all the damn time. Perhaps the ooze and puss make for an excellent masturbation lube. Who’d a thunk it?
From Evyl With Love 
August 18, 2008 at 7:46 am
or maybe he has the sores as a result of masturbating so much. no telling where his feelthy hands have been.
It is very likely that you are correct. – Evyl
August 18, 2008 at 7:50 am
Wrap an elastic band around it, wait till it turns black and drops off – problem solved 😉
Hells Yeah!!! – Evyl
August 18, 2008 at 7:55 am
Ew. I hate to be the nurse that has to look at that. My mom used to be the head nurse in a state prison here – oh the stories she could tell you…
Let er rip. – Evyl
August 18, 2008 at 8:09 am
Oh. YUCK!
Yeppers. – Evyl
August 18, 2008 at 8:25 am
Here’s to remaining sore and ooze free!!!
Amen Brother. – Evyl
August 18, 2008 at 8:26 am
Sounds like this inmate has many more problems than just the physical ones. Maybe it hurts so good? Ewww.
Cause sometimes love don’t feel like it should. – Evyl
August 18, 2008 at 10:16 am
When I worked in the jail there was a guy who wiped his shit all over the walls, layed on the floor with his foot in the toilet and jacked off all day.
He is now my personal hero
Nothing like a good shit mural. I have seen a few. The best was a female inmate who painted ‘HELP’ in large letters with her own shit on the wall. What a cutie! – Evyl
August 18, 2008 at 10:42 am
Ewww… Let’s pretend I never read this post.
I won’t tell if you won’t. – Evyl
August 18, 2008 at 3:50 pm
Gebus, the fucker gets jazzed by his pox rocks. *shudders*
Rather disgusting ain’t it? – Evyl
August 18, 2008 at 6:30 pm
Or…all that obsessive yanking is what is making his pee pee ooze and get boo boo’s? You think?
Annie
Could be. – Evyl
August 19, 2008 at 3:11 am
great balls of fire, what an exhausting time life must be for that poor wanker 🙂
Ain’t that the truth. – Evyl
August 19, 2008 at 4:40 am
Oh God Damn! I was frickin cringing just reading this.
The Trailer Of Love
Truth is more disgusting than fiction. – Evyl
August 19, 2008 at 4:57 am
okay, im all for masturbation and new techniques, but this . . this i would know nothing about.
That’s a good thing. – Evyl
August 19, 2008 at 8:06 am
uuch.. even that is a bit much for me… gaross.
Sorry ’bout that. – Evyl
August 20, 2008 at 7:48 am
Now I’m damn hungry. I haven’t had anything for 3 days, because an oozzy penis keeps swinging in my head and sprays oozziness down to my nostrils.
Oozy facials would make a person lose their appetites, I suppose. Sorry ’bout that. – Evyl