Twisted Poetry: Episode XIII

Nothing Ventured Nothing Gained

I love you in the nighttime and I love you in the morn.

My love for you is thicker than the splooge on a facial in bukake porn.

I love you in the dawn and I love you at dusk

My love for you is thicker than my under scrotum musk.

I will love you until the day you find me dead

If you love me too then how about some head.

I penned these words of love while my darling bride slept.

I read them to myself and my heart wept.

I placed them on her pillow as I left on my merry way

Hoping that on my return I would score a sweet bj.

I returned in the evening with a smile upon my face

But just one look at my lovely wife and my smile was soon erased.

I knew a blow job was out of the question with a catch in my throat

When she simply stated, ‘Bastard, why don’t you go fuck a goat.’

So listen close and take my heed

Save the poetry and just do the deed.

8 Responses to “Twisted Poetry: Episode XIII”

  1. One. Single. Tear.

    Masterful.

    Thank you kind sir. – Evyl

  2. How do you write poetry that has so much practical advice in it? This shit is BEYOND art…and on a side note, based on this blog…I wonder how many BJ’s you’ve potentially saved…magnificent 🙂

    Ahhh, you are so sweet. – Evyl

  3. Ummmm I hope that aint me you love? 😉

    Don’t worry little darlin’. I wouldn’t do time for even you. 😉 – Evyl

  4. Amen!

    Thanks dude. – Evyl

  5. A poem like that woulda definitely gotten you a blowjob.

    Woo Hoo!!! – Evyl

  6. Well, I found it very romantic…..

    Ahhh, that’s sweet of you to say. – Evyl

  7. Yeah, probably wouldn’t have turned me on. But, to each her own lol.

    Can’t please everyone, I suppose. – Evyl

  8. You’ve most definitely got a special calling.

    Thanks, darlin’. – Evyl

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