Free Tits

Searching the net for the strange, the unusual, and the offbeat, I came across this site. Go ahead and click it. I’ll just wait here and whistle a happy tune while you are away.

Okay, it’s good to have you back. What a wonderful world we live in. I can remember the days of my youth when young women would have to spend hours grinding away at the old stripper pole or have to hook up with some Sugar Daddy with old saggy wrinkled balls just to be able to afford a boob job. Now thanks to the modern marvel of the Internet, all a young woman has to do is show her before and after boob job pics and chat a bit to horned out pervs on the¬†web while begging for money and voila, fake tits. I just love this sick twisted world of ours. But be careful not all boob jobs are created equal. Try not to pick the doc that created the boobs below.

19 Responses to “Free Tits”

  1. Well at least her below doesn’t get wet with those gargoyles, great to keep corrosive rain or other dangerous liquids off you. ;-)

    ‘Gargoyles’? Now that’s funny. – Evyl

  2. Oh and some of the ladies waiting for implants at that site don’t look all that much like ladies. If you know what I mean. I don’t know which is more degrading – that the women ask for donations for such a thing or that people actually donate.

    Personally I don’t find it degrading for the women. If men want to give money for virtual lapdances, then more power to the ladies. It is the men that donate that are sad. If you are going to shell out money like that at least go to a strip club where you can see where your money is going in person. – Evyl

  3. AHHHHH! Holy fucking balls of McClintock! Thems some angry titties right there! Also, gracias on The TOL flyby, over.

    The Trailer Of Love

    Your welcome dude. The Caprice rules. – Evyl

  4. Wow. Now there’s someone who could probably actually pull off a cone shaped Madonna bra.

    That is soo true. – Evyl

  5. Doktor Holocaust Says:

    we had a bird like that when i was a kid, it could whistle the whole Star Wars and Superman themes, because my dad taught it to.

    as for the pic below, let that be a lesson: when it comes to free boob jobs, you get what you pay for.

    Yep, some things are best not to buy on the cheap. – Evyl

  6. Why the hell is she smiling?!? OMG!

    Perhaps she wanted them that way to spread out her cleavage. – Evyl

  7. Like I always say, if you can touch em they are real.
    I guess you get what you pay for………….
    the bird clip was cool
    have a great day

    Have a great one yourself. – Evyl

  8. I was so distracted by the photo that I forgot to watch the video :lol:
    Cool Cockatiels!

    Don’t worry about it. Looking at tits distract me all the time. – Evyl

  9. :lol: They are especially distracting when they look like bug eyes!!

    Truth. – Evyl

  10. Did somebody say bug eyes?

    Perhaps you could make her your sites poster girl. – Evyl

  11. Oh look! I got your attention! :D

    You always have my attention darlin’. – Evyl

  12. those girls boobs just look like they want to get as faaaar away from her as possible… runnn away!!!

    As her boobs sing out, ‘Sometimes I feel I want to bomp bomp get away. I want to bomp bomp run away.’ – Evyl

  13. My boobs hurt just from looking at that. Ouch.

    Scary huh? – Evyl

  14. Those things are weapons.
    And reeeeal fucking ugly.
    She could poke a hole through a piece of 3/4 inch sheetrock.
    Ugh.
    Thanks, but no thanks.
    ~m

    And they are too far apart for any real motorboatin’. – Evyl

  15. Just bumped into this site.It’s pretty cool.Do’nt c what’s wrong wit them titties though.

    Thanks for dropping in. It would be a little tough to get a good motorboat going with them. – Evyl

  16. Those boob babes cant b serious.

    There are stranger things in this world. – Evyl

  17. oops.

  18. top pic, lol looks like shes bostited[boseyed] one tit at home one tit away. funny girl.

    Yeppers. Thanks for commenting. I appreciate it. – Evyl

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