Fuck You Haiku’s
The Hair Apparent
damnit the horror
hairy man in assless chaps
gay pride not so proud
More
more than muffintop
you let it all hang way out
exploding biscuits
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September 1, 2008 at 4:55 pm
Where do you find this stuff. No, don’t tell me. You never ever disappoint, honey. Just not ever. Love ya, darlin’ 🙂
Annie
Thanks darlin’. Love ya back. – Evyl
September 1, 2008 at 5:43 pm
YAY a Haiku!!! Oh how i’ve missed them so.
Gross pics though lol
Glad to see that someone likes them and as for the pics there’s plenty more where that came from. – Evyl
September 1, 2008 at 8:12 pm
i think the first pic throws the stereotype of gay men having fashion sense out the window (and down a cliff onto jagged rusty spikes).
Ain’t that the truth. – Evyl
September 1, 2008 at 8:20 pm
Can we have the haiku without the pics next time? Pretty please? 😉
Ahh, what would be the fun in that? – Evyl
September 1, 2008 at 8:29 pm
I’d hit that.
Not telling you which one. 😉
And that’s a good thing. – Evyl
September 1, 2008 at 8:45 pm
Well, at least they have a lot of confidence in themselves. 😉 LOL.
And neither one own a mirror. – Evyl
September 1, 2008 at 9:46 pm
ooh lordy . . i cant choose which is worse.
the Haikus, though . . kick ass, as usual !
It is tough to choose but wouldn’t they make a cute couple? – Evyl
September 2, 2008 at 2:29 am
LOL omg…
i love haiku’s
keep them coming!
From time to time, I’ll dish up a haiku but the days of weekly haikus have come and gone for now. – Evyl
September 2, 2008 at 5:01 am
They say a picture is worth 1000 words…I think yours qualify for more…
I must say your poetry is as usual…Top s 🙂
Why thank you. – Evyl
September 2, 2008 at 5:57 am
“Exploding Biscuits”, LMAO!
The Trailer Of Love
Exploding jumbo biscuits was to many syllables but would have been apt. – Evyl
September 2, 2008 at 6:42 am
They are just EWWWW and EWWWWWer!
Well said. – Evyl
September 2, 2008 at 7:58 am
“gay pride not so proud” – *chuckle*
Those are hilarious.
You have to wonder how much that girl’s friends suck letting her dress like that. And her mom? For goodness sake, my mom would have been the first person to say, “no fatass, you shouldn’t wear that.”
Her friends should be ashamed. – Evyl
September 2, 2008 at 8:59 am
Exploding biscuits!! 😆 Love it!!
Glad that ya liked it. – Evyl
September 2, 2008 at 9:17 am
so much truth
so much truth…
I calls it like I sees it. – Evyl
September 2, 2008 at 12:09 pm
Exploding biscuits! Bah haaaaa! Reminded me of an exploded can of biscuits. You know. You hit it on the corner of the counter and hear it “pop”. She’s it!
I want to get the currying comb out for the guy, though. Looks like a horse with the mange.
He is kinda spotty in places. – Evyl