Tasteless Poetry: Episode XV

Fuck You Haiku’s

The Hair Apparent

damnit the horror

hairy man in assless chaps

gay pride not so proud

More

more than muffintop

you let it all hang way out

exploding biscuits

15 Responses to “Tasteless Poetry: Episode XV”

  1. Where do you find this stuff. No, don’t tell me. You never ever disappoint, honey. Just not ever. Love ya, darlin’ 🙂
    Annie

    Thanks darlin’. Love ya back. – Evyl

  2. QueenBitch Says:

    YAY a Haiku!!! Oh how i’ve missed them so.
    Gross pics though lol

    Glad to see that someone likes them and as for the pics there’s plenty more where that came from. – Evyl

  3. Doktor Holocaust Says:

    i think the first pic throws the stereotype of gay men having fashion sense out the window (and down a cliff onto jagged rusty spikes).

    Ain’t that the truth. – Evyl

  4. Can we have the haiku without the pics next time? Pretty please? 😉

    Ahh, what would be the fun in that? – Evyl

  5. I’d hit that.

    Not telling you which one. 😉

    And that’s a good thing. – Evyl

  6. Well, at least they have a lot of confidence in themselves. 😉 LOL.

    And neither one own a mirror. – Evyl

  7. ooh lordy . . i cant choose which is worse.

    the Haikus, though . . kick ass, as usual !

    It is tough to choose but wouldn’t they make a cute couple? – Evyl

  8. LOL omg…

    i love haiku’s
    keep them coming!

    From time to time, I’ll dish up a haiku but the days of weekly haikus have come and gone for now. – Evyl

  9. They say a picture is worth 1000 words…I think yours qualify for more…
    I must say your poetry is as usual…Top s 🙂

    Why thank you. – Evyl

  10. “Exploding Biscuits”, LMAO!

    The Trailer Of Love

    Exploding jumbo biscuits was to many syllables but would have been apt. – Evyl

  11. They are just EWWWW and EWWWWWer!

    Well said. – Evyl

  12. “gay pride not so proud” – *chuckle*
    Those are hilarious.
    You have to wonder how much that girl’s friends suck letting her dress like that. And her mom? For goodness sake, my mom would have been the first person to say, “no fatass, you shouldn’t wear that.”

    Her friends should be ashamed. – Evyl

  13. Exploding biscuits!! 😆 Love it!!

    Glad that ya liked it. – Evyl

  14. so much truth
    so much truth…

    I calls it like I sees it. – Evyl

  15. Exploding biscuits! Bah haaaaa! Reminded me of an exploded can of biscuits. You know. You hit it on the corner of the counter and hear it “pop”. She’s it!

    I want to get the currying comb out for the guy, though. Looks like a horse with the mange.

    He is kinda spotty in places. – Evyl

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