Breakfast Blues

i ain’t got no milk for my cocoa puffs

my cocoa puffs

my cocoa puffs

i ain’t got no milk for my cocoa puffs

and my bologna has gone all gray

21 Responses to “Breakfast Blues”

  1. QueenBitch Says:

    Hope you had milk for ya coffee!

    I did have some half and half. – Evyl

  2. lifesstory Says:

    Gray bologna makes me shudder.
    Because there’s no other
    Meat I hate that to happen to
    Hey this last line can rhymn with screw!

    Milk? You can borrow the little kid in my post from last week if’n ya need him.

    Gray is better than green though. – Evyl

  3. Aww.. I’ll share my milk with you Evyl.

    Gray bologna… eek!

    Ahhh, you’re so sweet. – Evyl

  4. tis indeed a sad sad day
    give me a minute and I can come up with something milky for your coco puffs

    No thanks, bukake puffs just ain’t my style. – Evyl

  5. I woke up, can’t wait to eat
    Got my cereal, boy was I beat
    Opened the fridge, and to my dismay
    There was no milk, my mother will pay

    I want some milk!
    My coffee grows cold
    I want some milk!
    I should’ve been told

    I wish I had some goddamn milk
    My cheerios just ain’t the same
    I wish I had some goddamn milk
    Too bad the milkman never came

    I can’t go, out to the store
    I’ll just wait ’till mommy buys more
    I’ll just have, wheat thins and beer
    If I get sick the toilet is near


    Dude, your knowledge of Metal is amazing. – Evyl

  6. That stinks. Mmmm cocoa puffs. I think this is the second post that has encouraged me to buy cereal.

    Just don’t go coocoo. – Evyl

  7. Sonny would love you cause he is cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs
    as for the bologna, fry it up, what doesn’t kill you makes you stronger
    the puffs would make a great snack of the day

    Fried baloney, the breakfast of champions. – Evyl

  8. Heff cracked me up.

    I immediately thought of that Anthrax song too!

    Maybe I was thinking of it unconsciencely. – Evyl

  9. oh sweetie, i love it when i hit your blog during its poetic moments. the wonderful thing about cocoa puffs is that you don’t even need milk for them because they are so yummy by themselves. like you, they need no adornment.

    Ahhh, that’s so sweet. – Evyl

  10. Oooh Ozy *naughty grin*

  11. i want your coco puffs…

    Ohhh, I like it when a women gets demanding for my Cocoa Puffs. – Evyl

  12. I used to love Cocoa Puffs, haven’t had those in a long time

    Well neighbor that’s been too long. – Evyl

  13. Then rip yourself some toast outta the arse of the person who guzzled all the milk 😛

    If it were only that easy. – Evyl

  14. Find yourself a lactating woman.

    I like the way you think. – Evyl

  15. I think you are coo coo for Cocoa Puffs! First time I’ve seen a guy write a poem about cereal…….

    Actually I am more of a Cap’n Crunch guy but I am not all that choosy with breakfast cereals. – Evyl

  16. Beware the gray bologna . . .
    (if you’re eating it, anyway)
    Better than rainbow meat, I guess

    Remind me to tell you about Rhino Butt one of these days. Nasty ass shit. – Evyl

  17. Anja . . .
    She kills me!
    Are you guys related?
    Just wondering . . .

    She’s amazing ain’t she? – Evyl

  18. Oh, so very sorry to hear about the milk 😦

    I’m not sure what to make of your gray bologna though! You might want to get that check out.

    Check it out or chunk it out? – Evyl

  19. Doktor Holocaust Says:

    you can always eat your cocoa puffs right out of the box and wash it down with a gulp of half-n-half. or do a mostly-half-n-half-with-a-smidge-of-coffee mix and put that over the cocoa puffs so you can have Mocha Latte Cocoa Puffs. Hell, add some icecream, throw it in a blender for a few minutes, you’ge got a mocha-cocoapuff-milkshake for breakfast!

    Dude, that Mocha-CocoaPuff-Milkshake would fucking rock. You should try to sell that idea to some chain. – Evyl

  20. You poor thing…

    That was an adorable post… so why didn’t you settle for a cucmber instead? 😉

    What no milk porn? ;p

    Sure, here’s a link, – Evyl

  21. if it’s gray, ya can still fry it up and be edible.

    Frying does wonders for lots of otherwise inedible crap. – Evyl

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