Short Funky Fiction: Like A Man

Bob and Bertha were the best of friends. Bob was a shriveled up little effeminate guy while Bertha was a big and burly woman that looked like a man. One day Bob and Bertha were driving down country roads drinking beer. They stopped on the turn-row of a cotton field to take a whiz. Bertha squatted and upon rising let out a tremendous fart. Bob cried, ‘Ehhh, Gross!!!’ Bertha laughed stating, ‘I am more of a man that you are.’ Bob let fly and shot a stream of piss over the hood of the pick-up truck directly onto Bertha’s forehead and said, ‘Yeah, right.”

13 Responses to “Short Funky Fiction: Like A Man”

  1. LMAO!!

    Thank you, I needed that… the laugh that is.

    You are very welcome my dear. – Evyl

  2. Poor piss drenched Bertha.

    Blinding realization of truth can be sad. – Evyl

  3. Ah, friendship! Can’t beat it.

    Ain’t that the truth. – Evyl

  4. Somehow I doubt this is where the real story ends. I’m picturing Bertha goes and uses Bob to wipe herself or something.

    Now that would be funny. – Evyl

  5. Doktor Holocaust Says:

    the girls ya gotta watch out for are the ones who can write their name in the snow.

    Truth. – Evyl

  6. Lesson learned, I will never say that to a girly-man 🙂

    Wise choice. – Evyl

  7. That belongs on a Tui ad! do you have them over there?

    The bird or the airline? Actually we have neither. – Evyl

  8. Reminds me of another story which I won’t get into. I loved it. Let’s see if Bertha can do that.

    It’s a challenge. – Evyl

  9. Ahhh see, its more than friends, thats the sort of thing that true love is made of. And even more lovin when Bertha does it back to him. We girls just gotta perfect our aim.

    Good luck on that. – Evyl

  10. Bitches man.

    The Trailer Of Love

    Gotta luv em. – Evyl

  11. Ah the best of friends! LOL.

    Nothing like em. – Evyl

  12. at which point Bertha beat the ever lovin’ shit outa him.

    Most likely. – Evyl

  13. ha! thanks for the laugh!

    You’re welcome! – Evyl

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