Porno That Should Be

I was sitting around bullshitting the wife during football. (It was during a commercial break so that’s allowed.) When somehow the topic of Mini-Me’s porno came up. She stated that no-one would want to see that. I told her that I had seen a clip from it. When she asked me why I wanted to watch that, I just gave her one of those looks. She then realized how goofy that question really was.

It got me to thinking about porno’s that really should be made. I think that this couple would make one hell of an unforgettable pornographic video.

Talk about fucking until your eyes bugged out.

12 Responses to “Porno That Should Be”

  1. Gawd that’s creepy.

    Yeppers. – Evyl

  2. LOL. They should be in zombie movies or something.

    They’d be a hit. – Evyl

  3. Bug-Eyed Earl approves. 🙂

  4. I really don’t know if I’d want to see that. Now throw in Verne Troyer for a 3-some and I’m there.

    The Trailer Of Love

    His voice is just too funny for Porno’s. His take on ‘Who’s Yo Daddy?’ has to be priceless. – Evyl

  5. somehow it just doesn’t look very enjoyable does it?… LOL

    Downright painful. – Evyl

  6. persoanlly, i think someone is behind them shoving sticks up their arse
    😆

    That might help. – Evyl

  7. Now THAT would make one hell of a fuck face.
    Granted if I were boning someone and saw their eyes coming out of their head, literaly, I might freak out a little.

    Just a little. – Evyl

  8. I’m game. Film It !

    Now if I could just get the Shamwow Guy come in to mop up the Facial, I’d have a hit. – Evyl

  9. Bahaha! Thats kind of creepy. is that real?

    Yeppers. – Evyl

  10. OKay that’s just too, too, tooo….. I don’t know what the fuck that is but don’t make me look at it again. 😆
    Annie

    Sorry ’bout that. – Evyl

  11. Oh YUCK!!!

    Phunny huh? – Evyl

  12. Hi Evyl,

    Since it’s an election year, I think it’s only appropriate that we get to see the candidates getting some action. Really, if they can’t handle themselves, and others, in the bedroom, why should we trust them with control of nuclear weapons?

    the Grit

    Other than perhaps Palin, who the fuck would want to see any of those douchebags naked. The idea of McCains old saggy nutsack is enough to kick in the automatic gag reflex. And I doubt very seriously that Obama’s old lady even lets him keep his dick with him. It is most likely in her designer handbag. And Biden hasn’t had any balls his entire career. But Palin, hmmm, something tells me that she is a freak. – Evyl

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s

%d bloggers like this: