Tales From The Wild: Episode I

Last night as the world darkened, as the cool wind lightly fluttered the leaves of the cottonwood trees beside the banks of a crystal clear lake, I sat watching the dying embers of the campfire before turning in for a nights slumber under the stars. The world in which I sat seemed peaceful and content. The cicada’s singing their persistent and lonely refrain, when through the air a piercing declaration of ‘Oh My God, Oh My God’ย arose from the lesbian couple four lots down in the campsite. I thought briefly of joining in their lakeside devotional but as my wife is firmly against organized religion, I simply sat and enjoyed the campfire as best I could.

14 Responses to “Tales From The Wild: Episode I”

  1. Coulda went and watched at least!!! Take some pics for the memories lolol

    Believe me when I say that they didn’t appear very photogenic. I will leave it at that. – Evyl

  2. I’m with Gina. A little peek a boo could have supplemented the lack of porn.

    A little peek a boo on that couple could have scarred me. – Evyl

  3. I am just a little disappointed that you didn’t post any pics of your frisky woodland neighbors…

    wait, the peekaboo could have scarred you, or scared you? So I am guessing they were the big burly butch types, not hot lipstick lesbos?

    so sorry…nix my earlier comment then…

    glad you are back ๐Ÿ˜‰

    You guessed right. They weren’t lipstick lesbians, they were lumberjack lesbians. And it’s good to be back. – Evyl

  4. Doktor Holocaust Says:

    Now i really want to see a Lumberjack Lesbian performing the Lumberjack song from Monty Python.

    there are a few women at the office building I work in who look like lumberjacks. I’m not sure if they’re Lumberjack Lesbians or Heterosexual Lumberjack Women.

    That would be one hell of a performance. – Evyl

  5. if your wife is firmly against organised religion then shouldn’t you start a disorganised one? lol

    That’s an idea. – Evyl

  6. Sounds like a gorgeous night ๐Ÿ˜‰

    Just beautimous. – Evyl

  7. All is well with the blogosphere once again…the evyl one has returned…
    :mrgreen:
    welcome back darlin’…hope you had a hoot of a time {fugly lesbos aside that is!}

    It was a hoot. – Evyl

  8. … as best I could.

    Sounds like your wife saved you from a bad visual. If you had seen those two lesbians, you might not have ever been able to look at les love again…and we all know, that would be a crime.

    Yes it would. – Evyl

  9. Ah the great outdoors and the mating cry of the wild lezbeasts LOL

    Wild Lezbeasts? That is one awesome moniker. – Evyl

  10. Wow honey, that was really deep. You are such a spiritual soul the world just doesn’t deserve you, you know?
    Annine ๐Ÿ™‚

    Don’t I know it. ๐Ÿ˜‰ – Evyl

  11. HAHAhaha! That was just too dang funny. And the night started out so beautifully too.

    Ain’t that the truth. – Evyl

  12. I’m against organized religion myself, but that sounded more like a home group meeting. Now I can work around that. Now, where two. . .or three are gathered. . .

    So it is written. – Evyl

  13. Damn, now I really want to go camping

    Good luck. They’re everywhere. – Evyl

  14. Oh, dude.
    I feel your pain.
    And the missing pictures on your digital camera . . .
    ~m

    Zactly. – Evyl

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