Tales From The Wild: Episode I
Last night as the world darkened, as the cool wind lightly fluttered the leaves of the cottonwood trees beside the banks of a crystal clear lake, I sat watching the dying embers of the campfire before turning in for a nights slumber under the stars. The world in which I sat seemed peaceful and content. The cicada’s singing their persistent and lonely refrain, when through the air a piercing declaration of ‘Oh My God, Oh My God’ย arose from the lesbian couple four lots down in the campsite. I thought briefly of joining in their lakeside devotional but as my wife is firmly against organized religion, I simply sat and enjoyed the campfire as best I could.
September 21, 2008 at 1:15 pm
Coulda went and watched at least!!! Take some pics for the memories lolol
Believe me when I say that they didn’t appear very photogenic. I will leave it at that. – Evyl
September 21, 2008 at 3:25 pm
I’m with Gina. A little peek a boo could have supplemented the lack of porn.
A little peek a boo on that couple could have scarred me. – Evyl
September 21, 2008 at 7:51 pm
I am just a little disappointed that you didn’t post any pics of your frisky woodland neighbors…
wait, the peekaboo could have scarred you, or scared you? So I am guessing they were the big burly butch types, not hot lipstick lesbos?
so sorry…nix my earlier comment then…
glad you are back ๐
You guessed right. They weren’t lipstick lesbians, they were lumberjack lesbians. And it’s good to be back. – Evyl
September 21, 2008 at 8:28 pm
Now i really want to see a Lumberjack Lesbian performing the Lumberjack song from Monty Python.
there are a few women at the office building I work in who look like lumberjacks. I’m not sure if they’re Lumberjack Lesbians or Heterosexual Lumberjack Women.
That would be one hell of a performance. – Evyl
September 21, 2008 at 8:52 pm
if your wife is firmly against organised religion then shouldn’t you start a disorganised one? lol
That’s an idea. – Evyl
September 21, 2008 at 8:55 pm
Sounds like a gorgeous night ๐
Just beautimous. – Evyl
September 22, 2008 at 4:11 am
All is well with the blogosphere once again…the evyl one has returned…
welcome back darlin’…hope you had a hoot of a time {fugly lesbos aside that is!}
It was a hoot. – Evyl
September 22, 2008 at 5:50 am
… as best I could.
Sounds like your wife saved you from a bad visual. If you had seen those two lesbians, you might not have ever been able to look at les love again…and we all know, that would be a crime.
Yes it would. – Evyl
September 22, 2008 at 8:06 am
Ah the great outdoors and the mating cry of the wild lezbeasts LOL
Wild Lezbeasts? That is one awesome moniker. – Evyl
September 22, 2008 at 10:02 am
Wow honey, that was really deep. You are such a spiritual soul the world just doesn’t deserve you, you know?
Annine ๐
Don’t I know it. ๐ – Evyl
September 22, 2008 at 10:20 am
HAHAhaha! That was just too dang funny. And the night started out so beautifully too.
Ain’t that the truth. – Evyl
September 22, 2008 at 12:59 pm
I’m against organized religion myself, but that sounded more like a home group meeting. Now I can work around that. Now, where two. . .or three are gathered. . .
So it is written. – Evyl
September 23, 2008 at 5:38 am
Damn, now I really want to go camping
Good luck. They’re everywhere. – Evyl
September 23, 2008 at 8:12 pm
Oh, dude.
I feel your pain.
And the missing pictures on your digital camera . . .
~m
Zactly. – Evyl