Freak Of The Week: Return Of The Freak

After a month long hiatus, I bring back the Freak of the Week Contest. If you wish to join the illustrious winners of the Freak of the Week along with all bragging rights that belong to a Winning Freak and a special ode written by yours truly to be captured for posterity on the Freak of the Week page, then your challenge should you wish to accept it is to simply provide the freakiest caption to the picture below.

Good luck to all and may the freakiest freak win. Entries are accepted until 12:00 AM on Saturday, September 27, 2008.

25 Responses to “Freak Of The Week: Return Of The Freak”

  1. Yep, that’s ASS good ASS it gets.

    How’s that? I know I won’t win, I never do.

    Annie

    That’s a good one. I’m always up for a good pun. – Evyl

  2. Doktor Holocaust Says:

    submission 1: “Dammit, that’s the third one this week! We don’t have any more room in the freezer!”

    submission 2: PANTYCAM: ur doin it rite!

    submission 3: ALCOHOLISM: is not a problem, it’s a solution.

    Love #1 that is freaky. – Evyl

  3. Rohypnol, a loser’s best friend.

    Now that is one funny ad. – Evyl

  4. I never win either but . . .

    Mom and Dad are so proud to be spending 50K a year for a pic like this.
    Love ya, babe.
    Call us.

    ~m

    Perfect shot for ‘Girls Gone Skanky’ huh? – Evyl

  5. should have mentioned Frosh year at college . . .
    ~m

    Gotcha. – Evyl

  6. *In the Wild Den with David Attenborough-
    “Using her inbuilt stealth, the garden variety Blonde Bimbo searches out her sexual partner under the nearest couch for the mating ritual which follows copious amounts of cheap Tequila”

    Sounds like a good time to me. – Evyl

  7. Evyl, go easy on me…I am a Freak Virgin – I’ve never even attempted to becum freak of the week before…

    Entry #1
    Dammit Evyl! I thought I told you to remove the camera from my living room ceiling fan after we filmed that H.R. Muff N’ Stuff movie.

    Entry #2
    Hey, does this rug make my butt look fat?

    I am sure there’s more to cum…

    Good entries. – Evyl

  8. Drunk Chick: She probably wasn’t going to remember you anyway.

    I like it. – Evyl

  9. She was what they called “Drop Dead Gorgeous,” but a lot of good that did her.

    Phunny!!! – Evyl

  10. I am not sure what I am suppose to do but I like to win things! It looks like a caption contest and I suck at those so will you just declare me the winner and get on with it?
    Alright here is my feeble attempt
    Where did my tampon go?!

    I think it’s behind the couch. – Evyl

  11. Where did that pussy go? Here Pussy-pussy-pussy!

    Buhahahahaha. – Evyl

  12. 1. “thank god I’m wearing undies this time!”

    2. ” I’m just gonna look under the couch for my contact and close my eyes…”
    3. EVYLWEBCAM: “getting young 20year olds drunk and passed out showing their panties since 1998”

    #1 has me rolling. – Evyl

  13. “Does this position make me look fat?”

    Excellent. – Evyl

  14. Great entries so far… 😆

    I’m no good at these!!

    I bet you could come up with a doozie. – Evyl

  15. Hey! Don’t make fun of my picture!
    I only passed out because my boyfriend farted!
    That stuff is toxic!!! :p

    😉 – Evyl

  16. How about
    Narcolepsy: Now is always a good time for a nap
    Or
    Ruphenol : It’s NOT a throat lozenge stupid!
    Or
    “Now can you see my panties?”
    Or
    Slut outfit – check
    Fuck me shoes – check
    Drunken stupor – check
    Or

    Emily’s boyfriend told her she was so hot should stop-drop-and roll
    So she did

    That last one is awesome. – Evyl

  17. “I’ll take ‘Inner City Proctology Lessons’ for $500, Alex. Or wait…I’m thinking maybe more like $100. Can we go for $50?”

    Or “Slutty, shitty heels. Your man will love them too.”

    Great entries. – Evyl

  18. Or maybe ‘slutty, broken heels: your man will love them too’, cause that’s more of an indication that if you buy them for your woman, you’ll get to see her like this more often.

    Yeah… yeah that’s better. That’s my official entry. Unless you like the Jeopardy one better.

    Being a Jeopardy fan, I really liked it. – Evyl

  19. Hi Evyl,

    I’ll play.

    Senator! Wake up Senator! You only have 10 minutes to cast a vote on the “death sentence for drug use” bill you sponsored!”

    the Grit

    Dayum. – Evyl

  20. Also available in supersize, with your choice of haircolor.

    That’s all I got.

    See, I knew you could do it. – Evyl

  21. “I can’t help it… dust bunnies are SO sexy! Give it to me, fuzzy! Give it to me!”

    I luv it. – Evyl

  22. 1. The blonde new to lesbianism did not understand what carpet munching meant.

    2. Talking on the phone to Evyl will put anyone to sleep.

    3. Fruit of the Loom, covering up pussy since 1851. (that’s actually when it was founded I looked it up.)

    Can you submit more then one entry? or do I have to pick my favorite?

    There is no limit to the number of entries. – Evyl

  23. Yella Ojrak Says:

    pissed off: my mom would not let me out for the night.

    🙂 – Evyl

  24. See my clean panties?! That’s right fuckers! My mama raised a lady!!

    Heather
    Former Debutante

    Hells yeah. – Evyl

  25. Doktor Holocaust Says:

    I know it’s late, but I have another:

    This is what I get for buying a discount realdoll sight-unseen off of craigslist.

    Never trust Craigslist. I know people on it. – Evyl

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